A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

[TANGODANCER]

Here they come again and.....mic men have a chat about? Gunther the bad sets them off again and Maher and Danns clear ...and now....Clough gets decked as Quinn gets a booking for objecting. And now....and now....cleared and they come forth for the two hundredth time. They get a free kick for a foul and.....we clear for a throw. Again....and again, they come and Pratley almost handles them a free. Pratley then wins us a free kick off Norwood. Moxey and....Pratley but cleared and some more exciting scores about Crawley and Burton Albion. I'd definitely sack these match commentators or send them to watch Bury. Trotter scrambles it away but they have it back again and...oohhhhh, a Cox header goes straight at Amos. Are we actually on the filed here or are they just having shooting practise? And now.....struggling desperately to stay interested.....

[LeverEnd]

Dire
Dreadful
Appalling

[TANGODANCER]

COME ON YOU WHITES........They come again, Trotter clears and...oh, gooody, Bury have scored, that should keep micmen happy for quarter of an hour. Corner them and.....three visitors miss a real chance. Ohhhhhhhh and again they hit a post after having a sitter on the cards (apparently). We are going to do a City here, I can feel it...

And now....the magnificent ten soldier on and....and.....and....more fxxxxxx mither about Bury then we might get a mention shortly. Pratley gets a booking with six minutes to go. Big excitement as...Newcastle equalise W.T.F? Come on you Whites. Here they come again, blocked and....some more scores about Sheffield and.....QUINN HITS THE POST AGAIN.....and mic man almost breaks into tears...

[TANGODANCER]

Here we go.....Vela....and six Bolton players get a mention before....they come and.....have another bout of passing and......Obetha? ( or somebody) fires one wide as Heskey trots on and Zac Clough leaves. Oh what a wonderful day it would be if only.....( with scores going for us) ......if only.....

[DJBlu]

Yawn.

[TANGODANCER]

Mic man goes into joyful ecstasy as a thirty yarder goes into the net. I-O them and four mins won't do us any good. Looks like a thank-you and goodnight which really isnt a surprise.

[Dr Hotdog]

Another 30-yarder beats Amos.

Is it mathematically done and dusted yet?

[TANGODANCER]

Oh, Bury are still winning if anybody actually cares. All gone home so I'll join em. Good afternoon folks.

[Gravedigger]

Seriously, I'd have Amos do an eye test to see if he has a problem with his eyesight.

[jmjhb]

Lol, Amos. Utter joke of a keeper.

[Dr Hotdog]

What's pissing me off even more about this whole debacle of a football club, is that we don't even get to meet Newcastle or Villa next season.

[DJBlu]

Lol, Amos. Utter joke of a keeper.

Wrong.

Beaten at the death doesn't equal joke.

Let's forget the fact he's saved a penalty and 5 other shots on target.

[BWFC_Insane]

Lol, Amos. Utter joke of a keeper.

Wrong.

Beaten at the death doesn't equal joke.

Let's forget the fact he's saved a penalty and 5 other shots on target.

I could have saved the penalty.

He's poor. Very poor.

[Peter Thompson]

25% possession at home to Reading - bloody hell even with 10 men that's shocking !

Jimmy Phillips is as tactically clueless as Lennon was, in fact he's worse....the shape of the team was all wrong and the players didn't have a clue - I know the players are gutless, spineless & clueless but we need a manager to at least get us playing some football in League 1 not aimless long ball after long ball.

This is possibly the worst Bolton side ever....please don't even entertain Phillips as manager, he's way out of his depth even considering the soft as shit, gutless group of players he's been given to manage until the end of the season.

How the fcuk Holdsworth & Co can stop the rot next season is behond me....it'll take a miracle to turn this shit around.

[Nicko58]

Lol, Amos. Utter joke of a keeper.

Wrong.

Beaten at the death doesn't equal joke.

Let's forget the fact he's saved a penalty and 5 other shots on target.

I could have saved the penalty.

He's poor. Very poor.

He might have problem when it comes to long range shots, but he certainly isn't very poor.

[Bruce Rioja]

Is it mathematically done and dusted yet?

Nah. We can still reach mid-table

[thebish]

Lol, Amos. Utter joke of a keeper.

Wrong.

Beaten at the death doesn't equal joke.

Let's forget the fact he's saved a penalty and 5 other shots on target.

I could have saved the penalty.

He's poor. Very poor.

He might have problem when it comes to long range shots, but he certainly isn't very poor.

no - he's not - he's a keeper at a club about to be relegated to the 3rd division... for the level we are - he's probably fairly decent and I doubt he is the reason for our plight... if you decide he's "very poor" then you just run out of language very quickly...

[Harry Genshaw]

Bloody awful game. Possibly the worst I've ever seen. We really are a clueless bunch though. We seem incapable of creating chances, look vulnerable evety time the opposition attack and since we're practically already down, why the feck are we trying to hold onto a 0-0 draw with 5 minutes to go?

[officer_dibble]

Another loss for a team of born losers. Shit red card aside its exactly why we needan external appointment. The club has bred defeat, and accepting your fate for a good 5 years. Needs some external people to come in. A neil warnock side for example would of used the redcard injustice and grafted a point out. Phillips is just part of the bwfc born loser hierachy.

[Bruce Rioja]

Lol, Amos. Utter joke of a keeper.

Wrong.

Beaten at the death doesn't equal joke.

Let's forget the fact he's saved a penalty and 5 other shots on target.

I could have saved the penalty.

He's poor. Very poor.

He might have problem when it comes to long range shots, but he certainly isn't very poor.

no - he's not - he's a keeper at a club about to be relegated to the 3rd division... for the level we are - he's probably fairly decent and I doubt he is the reason for our plight... if you decide he's "very poor" then you just run out of language very quickly...

Indeed. Had we put pressure on the ball then the shot doesn't come in. I'm not excusing Amos here - some of the ones he's let in have been unbelievably shocking, but I've been saying this all season - If I were an opposing manger I'd simply inform my team thus;

"Right lads, when we have the ball on Bolton's 18 yard line, look to pull it back. You (points at midfielder) need to come forward and you'll get a crack at goal without a defender being within 10 yards of you". I can't bring myself to look back through all the goals we've conceded this season but I reckon at least 20% have come in this way.

How come I/we can see this yet Lennon, and clearly Phillips couldn't/can't?