A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

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A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

Post by Enoch » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:22 pm

The dawn of a new era. The squad to assemble in Scotts Bar at 1:00pm for team talk and a couple of Stellas.

It never did me any harm.

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Re: A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

Post by thebish » Tue Mar 29, 2016 4:07 pm

Enoch wrote:The dawn of a new era. The squad to assemble in Scotts Bar at 1:00pm for team talk and a couple of Stellas.

It never did me any harm.
as long as the Stellas remain fully clothed...

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Re: A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Mar 29, 2016 4:21 pm

thebish wrote:
Enoch wrote:The dawn of a new era. The squad to assemble in Scotts Bar at 1:00pm for team talk and a couple of Stellas.

It never did me any harm.
as long as the Stellas remain fully clothed...
It's going to be a lot more entertaining than the football if they don't...

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Re: A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:03 pm

I'll have to come back to you. As mentioned elsewhere on here, I currently have manflu, which I'm battling with Glenlivet and Brazil nuts. Neither have worked so far but I'm a stoic 4ucker. Anyway, I was meant to be away this weekend, Thurs & Fri with pal and his Mrs and my utterly gorgeous latest God-daughter, then Sat & Sun in Chiswick with another pal and his utterly gorgeous latest girlfriend. I've warned them all that these trips may not happen. If they don't, as I suspect they won't, then I expect WtW, Ever so Youri and I to pitch up for drinking jankers! :)
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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:51 pm

Zinc, Bruce. Trust me. Zinc.
You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks.
Yes, you can stare into the abyss, but it's staring right back.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:08 pm

Zinc? That's a fecking metal, Man!
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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:11 pm

Comes in tablet form. Works.
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Re: A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:40 pm

Will it set off metal detectors at airports?

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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:54 pm

No, it has no known religious denomination.
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:04 pm

Praise be to Zinc. All should follow Zinc.

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:44 pm

Of all the metals, zinc has the way-coolest name, bro.

Zn4life

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:52 pm

TONY KELLY IS ZINC
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:56 am

You might be able to get Zinc, but you can't have Silva...(he's ruled out with a groin strain) :wink:
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Re: A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

Post by Andy Waller » Thu Mar 31, 2016 1:22 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:You might be able to get Zinc, but you can't have Silva...(he's ruled out with a groin strain) :wink:
Neither will be playing, well, not-ferrous anyway...
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Mar 31, 2016 1:33 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Comes in tablet form. Works.
It bloody well does too :shock:

I'm not entirely out the woods yet, but a massive transformation. Cheers!

Zinc - get some in yer cupboard!
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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:52 pm

Andy Waller wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:You might be able to get Zinc, but you can't have Silva...(he's ruled out with a groin strain) :wink:
Neither will be playing, well, not-ferrous anyway...
I'm appalled and impressed at the same time!
Lovely stuff.
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Re: A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

Post by TonyDomingos » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:01 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Zinc - get some in yer cupboard!
I'd rather get some lead in my pencil. :D
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Re: A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:11 pm

TonyDomingos wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Zinc - get some in yer cupboard!
I'd rather get some lead in my pencil. :D
It'll provide it. May I forward you the details of my Boot's loyalty scheme card? :)
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Re: A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

Post by TKIZ! » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:08 pm

I'll be at the game but in Fanzone pre-match with my Pops and good lady wife. COYWM!
Pfffft.

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Re: A right Royal piss up! - Reading (H) 02/04/16

Post by Burnden Paddock » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:33 pm

I shall mostly be drinking beer with LE in Barnstormers. For the record, I will not be hanging around any bogs with him!

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