Ched Evans - Do women want their ..Chesterfield (a) Sat 17th

[TANGODANCER]

45 mins to change it round. We can do this. Here we go.....Kicking towards the faithful this half so.....Madine drifts wide, get back in the middle Gary. He wins a fortunate free kick and...Spearing and...some head tennis and....they break. Throw us now and....forget the words "chances" and say goals....Ref swaps he match ball then Taylor, in, out, Wilson and....Evans clears and they break and....Sammi gets back and....offside. Quick break by the homers and we really need to net the ball any which way but tight. Sammi loses out, the homers get a throw. And....Vela goes, they clear and break, we clear and....they get another throw.

[TANGODANCER]

Another sally at us ends with a well-wide O'Shea effort. Fans making a real racket now, so come on lads. Madine gives one away and....Wheater wins a free kick and they homers get a yellow card. Some cool heads needed and...some goals us. They sally, we get it, they clear again. Throw them off Beevers, Spearing goes afer Zac gets decked by a trailing arm. Bit of blood on Zac but he loses out and needs help. Now he goes again, gets cleared and Thorpe feeds Taylor. They break, we reatin and clear. Sammi, Thorpe, Vela....Spearing....Wheater....we lose it but...we get a free kick via O'Neil.
Zac has to leave the pitch for a blood visit...they clear and break....and O'Shea cons a free kick.

[TANGODANCER]

Zac changes his shirt, so that's two goals now. O'Shea does a hobble (for the ref's benefit?) They have it via their keeper and clear. Madine now, then Spearing, Wiolson, Vela, Sammi.....fires a low one at the keeper. Throw us and...come on lads, score and get us level.....Zac feeds Sammi, he goes again and....gets mass attacked by the homers. They have a sally and.....and....we clear and....the get a corner that Wheater heads out of the ground? And now, we break and...SAMMI, SPEARING, SAMMI, SPEARING, WILSON AND.....A CORNER ....And....Spearing and....cleared. Thorpe and.....Zac can't get it home after a challenge. Goal kick and....a throw us...Sammi, Wilson, Sammi and they break but ref lets a foul go (apparently) and Evans gets a shot in. Throw us again, Wilson, Thorpe and cleared. Beevers decks then goes down in a cruncher and...a homer and .....nothing given.

[LeverEnd]

My optimism is waning. Poor half from us so far. Zach off colour, 2 clear chances missed.

[twilight]

My optimism is waning. Poor half from us so far. Zach off colour, 2 clear chances missed.

Time for you just to leave, even for a few minutes, I'm begging you......

[TANGODANCER]

Beevers up, homer still down. Scunthorpe 3 up....Come on lads, stay in it.....we need those points. And....it looks like....activity on our bench. Wilson goes, Thorpe, Madine, Zac....and...he fires one over. One of theirs down from nobody knows what. Lots of mither then Liddel gets attention and Chris Taylor replaces Beevers? Vela....Wilson.....Madine, Taylor...Spearing, Chris Taylor, ohh....Sammi hits one over after a scramble in the box.

[TANGODANCER]

15 to go and....Taylor goes, feeds Madine and.....ohhhhhh Sammi lashes one and the ref gives a goal kick when our fans say it was a corner. Bury go behind......Anderson gets a wallop as mic man rambles about Bury. XXXX em. Taylor, Spearing loses it, they sally at us and then gives a free away. Funnily enough the homers aren't rushing to take that.

Throw us and some more scores and some more and........come on ffs. Meanwhile.....they break at us and....Taylor challenges, they still come and....and....Spearing gets done for a challenge that wins the ball but lunges in. Free them thirty out and.....Alnwick grabs and clears. Back and forth and still no goal (which is all that matters) eight to go....

[TANGODANCER]

More scores then they sally again and ......it causes a bit of a flap in our box. More visit to Bury and.....then......we lose it, they come again and !wash your mouth out mic man" we are not going to lose.....they come again, they get a corner..
COME ON ....COME ON.....five....and more bull from mic men. Commentate ffs.....Throw us and....Kechi Anderson looks to come on for us. Beevers wins it well then a long wallop goes nowhere. Spearing, Taylor, Madine loses out....they visit and....we get a free kick and the ref cards Vela. Wilson leaves and Proctor comes on. Zac leaves for Anderson......

[TANGODANCER]

The final countdown. Throw them......some more scores.....and.....cleared. Anderson Vela, Alnwich wallops and....back they come. Mic men chat, I have no nails left and....four mins announced to dismay from the micmen who reckon it should have been more. Taylor goes, can't do anything, homers get a free kick and their player plays dead to waste time. And.....free kick us. Wheater....Sammi...we lose it......Beevers, Alnwick, Wheater, Beevers goes....and we get a free kick.
Mic men reckong that was unjust as....they have a mither and....and....Proctor and...Taylor and....ooohhhhh it goes well over from Madine....Spearing claims for a pen but we ain't going to get that. Last chance....Proctor and.....we lose..1-0.

[LeverEnd]

Unbefuckinglievable.

[DJBlu]

Poor all round.

C'est la vie.

[officer_dibble]

Bollocks. Bit of a shitter not to be in the top two for Christmas. Kick up the arse for next week.

[Dr Hotdog]

Sounded like Clough missed a few gilt-edged chances. Shame.

Bizarre subs with one minute + stoppage time to go. Hindsight is great, but if it's worth doing at that point, it was probably worth doing earlier

[Worthy4England]

Not really. Punned up thread title. LE, turning up. What was to be expected?

[Nicko58]

We seem to lose the same way each time we lose. We responded impressively to the Peterborough defeat though, and we need to make sure that we respond to this one just as well.

[TANGODANCER]

Nobody wins them all, not even the superstars. It was a twitch, away and a goal that happened very quickly and was almost undefendable from the sound of things. We lost no points, just didn't gain any. We'll recover.COME ON YOU WHITES....

[Montreal Wanderer]

Unbefuckinglievable.

We all knew. Just ask harry or twilight.

[officer_dibble]

We dont really have anyone on the bench likely to get a goal which hurts us.Proctor and Anderson awaste of space. Taylors not been great. Pratley coming back might be useful just for that.

[jetsetwilly]

When Spearing and Clough have an off day we offer nothing. Desperate need of a striker. We were awful today. Not sure I'll ever see us win away again

[BWFC_Insane]

When Spearing and Clough have an off day we offer nothing. Desperate need of a striker. We were awful today. Not sure I'll ever see us win away again

Fcuking hell. Poor result of the back of an amazing run. Shit happens.