What will we need when we're in the Championship next season?

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Re: What will we need in the Championship next season?

Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:33 am

Anyhow, this thread makes me generally uncomfortable. I fear we are jinxing this. Fleetwood could yet win all their games meaning we'd need 3 wins still. 3 wins isn't a foregone conclusion.

Till we're over that line, we're not over it.

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Re: What will we need in the Championship next season?

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:01 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:33 am
Anyhow, this thread makes me generally uncomfortable. I fear we are jinxing this. Fleetwood could yet win all their games meaning we'd need 3 wins still. 3 wins isn't a foregone conclusion.

Till we're over that line, we're not over it.

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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

Post by ally.morrison » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:41 pm

Ryan Jack out of contract up here in Scotland still 25 a good holding player Roma and Napoli scouted him three years ago right time for him to move down south

Sam Nicholson to free at Hearts a winger but can play centrally as a attacking box to box midfield he had Everton scouting him could be another out of contracr bargin still only 22 played well over a 100 games

Callum Paterson Hearts right back same age another free transfer that most championship teams will be after had interest from West Ham and Palace but might not get those type of moves after the injury but is free

Craig Sibbald at Falkirk to has Auld Firm in for him and Forrest Sheffield United again only 21 played over 100 senior games a attacking midfield play maker out contract 2017

Blair Spittall at Dundee United same again out of contract United knocked back a million from Hull he is a six foot center midfield man

Alec Russell Morton young attacking left back or left sided midfield man has Sunderland and Swansea watching him again out of contract reminds me of a Tierney is style of play or a Robertson

Jai Quotongo there to in contract teams like Southampton Hull Palace West Ham Swansea Brighton Preston Wigan Villa a winger might want to go somewhere he will play

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Re: What will we need in the Championship next season?

Post by ally.morrison » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:59 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:45 pm
We need a 20 goal a season striker. Sam said so.

We need some additional defenders

We also need that midfield maestro/playmaker we've been looking for, for 100 years. (Certainly someone as well as Morais)
Cifci on loan from Celtic maybe?Guy was lethal in a good Dundee United side a player in there somewhere just needs the boss with the right faith he is technically good for a big man someone with pace playing of him that can run behind defenders would work

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Re: What will we need in the Championship next season?

Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:09 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:33 am
Anyhow, this thread makes me generally uncomfortable. I fear we are jinxing this. Fleetwood could yet win all their games meaning we'd need 3 wins still. 3 wins isn't a foregone conclusion.

Till we're over that line, we're not over it.
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Re: What will we need in the Championship next season?

Post by LeverEnd » Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:22 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:09 pm
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:33 am
Anyhow, this thread makes me generally uncomfortable. I fear we are jinxing this. Fleetwood could yet win all their games meaning we'd need 3 wins still. 3 wins isn't a foregone conclusion.

Till we're over that line, we're not over it.
This.
I suspect this thread won't have an appreciable impact on the team's results or performance! We'll just look a bit daft if it goes tits up.
You wearing your lucky y fronts on Saturday Harry?
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Re: What will we need in the Championship next season?

Post by Hoboh » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:15 am

LeverEnd wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:22 pm
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:09 pm
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:33 am
Anyhow, this thread makes me generally uncomfortable. I fear we are jinxing this. Fleetwood could yet win all their games meaning we'd need 3 wins still. 3 wins isn't a foregone conclusion.

Till we're over that line, we're not over it.
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I suspect this thread won't have an appreciable impact on the team's results or performance! We'll just look a bit daft if it goes tits up.
You wearing your lucky y fronts on Saturday Harry?
I've got more right than wrong :D

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Re: What will we need in the Championship next season?

Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:21 am

LeverEnd wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:22 pm
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:09 pm
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:33 am
Anyhow, this thread makes me generally uncomfortable. I fear we are jinxing this. Fleetwood could yet win all their games meaning we'd need 3 wins still. 3 wins isn't a foregone conclusion.

Till we're over that line, we're not over it.
This.
I suspect this thread won't have an appreciable impact on the team's results or performance! We'll just look a bit daft if it goes tits up.
You wearing your lucky y fronts on Saturday Harry?
I'm not as worried about jinxing things but after their impressive win in midweek, I can see Fleetwood winning their remaining games. If as fans we're already on the beach that could transmit to one or two players?

Not sure even my luckiest pants can overcome the jonah that's meeting us there! :wink:
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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

Post by LeverEnd » Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:29 am

I have a reverse theory based on the manager of the month jinx. Winners of that award have had a good run, so statistically may be due a defeat.
I reckon the chances of some poor schmuck fan witnessing 11 consecutive away defeats are slim, therefore I'm due a win.

Or something.
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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

Post by LeverEnd » Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:40 am

FCUKKKK!!!! He's just gone and won it. And Morais POTM.
DOMED, ah tell thee!
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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

Post by Billbob » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:03 am

It's not often you get the player and manager of month together, i think statically its when one of the awards is won it tries to knock the result. I will put some positive mental attitude towards the team. I think 2 goals is coming from either beevs or wheats or 1 each plus the long one.

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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:31 pm

Sincerely hoping that our two free-scoring defenders remember to scoot back to their bases sharpish after any goal celebrations or sallies into opposition boxes for free kicks, corners or anything else that comes under the heading "set pieces" . I'm sure they will, but just in case.... :grin:
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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

Post by Peter Thompson » Sat Apr 08, 2017 6:16 pm

A new manager who is not so one dimensional....

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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Apr 08, 2017 6:18 pm

^^ bubble. Pop.

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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Apr 08, 2017 6:24 pm

If it goes wrong now, it is bloody Hoboh's fault for prematurely starting this thread.

You'd think anyone who has seen football would know that until mathematically certain, anything can happen. We need two wins. That is by no means a certainty.

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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

Post by truewhite15 » Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:30 pm

Peter Thompson wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2017 6:16 pm
A new manager who is not so one dimensional....
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Re: What will we need in the Championship next season?

Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:49 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:45 pm

We also need that midfield maestro/playmaker we've been looking for, for 100 years. (Certainly someone as well as Morais)


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Re: What will we need in the Championship next season?

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:11 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:49 pm
Worthy4England wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:45 pm

We also need that midfield maestro/playmaker we've been looking for, for 100 years. (Certainly someone as well as Morais)


Veloso. YHIHF.
No they didn't. Already done that one.... Although autocunt called him Miguel Velcro.

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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

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Is autocunt a euphemism for Gary Megson?
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Re: What will we need if we're in the Championship next season?

Post by TonyDomingos » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:39 pm

Next season, we need the transfer embargo to be lifted. We need someone to invest a few bob. We need a few thou on the average gate. We need fewer injuries. We need a regular goal scorer (ALF?). We need a bit more positivity (is that a word?) amongst the fan base. We do not need Mavies.
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