A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:09 pm

scores, then a free kick from them sails in at us. We clear and Sammi and Buckley go. Throw them and...a great start from us with two yellows already. They clear for a throw to us. O and then they break and.......almost score as an Evans shot blasts over....not the best of starts, but Sammi gets a throw well down. And...Okowsky, Williams and.........Buckley scores...1-0 us :oyea: :oyea: :oyea:
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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by nicholaldo » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:10 pm

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Sat Dec 01, 2018 2:57 pm
This season, and only this season, they have an even worse record after falling behind than we do. First goal wins then.

And we've only gone and scored it!

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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:11 pm

JIGSAW!!!!

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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:11 pm

Well feck me we've scored.

Buckley.

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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:12 pm

Mic man was just saying Wigan have been the better side, when wham? Was it Okowsky who shot first>? Anyway, the voices raise and....Sammi getting the good words. Noone goes, Buckley now and.....Noone goes down in the box. No cigar...
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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:16 pm

Buckley goes, a leg deflects his pass, mic lads have a chat. Ipswich one down. Sammi goes and....cleared and..."urgency" is mentioned. Steady lads......Blackburn one up. Come on lads, get on Bolton please.....and....statistics...then we get a throw. Okowski and....cleared and...Williams and O go and Doige and.....they get a throw. They try a sally and.....Windass tries a dashin that caused a bit of a flutter. Corner them now and.....short and.....out for a goal kick off a failed back heel.
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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:21 pm

We chat a bit about this and that, then a bit of tactics and....we have a shot blocked. They sally and get forward....Sammi tries, they come again. Noone clears but they come back and.....a bit of Ronaldo stuff then.....some scores and....mither, then....Wigan come at us again and...try a bit of how's your dad that we clear for a throw. Concenrate lads.......throw us in their half and...more scores, then......O throws and we get another. Now O goes and....Noone doesn't get the free kick after hitting the turf.
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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:24 pm

Buckley goes down, mic man chats, then Noone's free kick, we cause a bit of unrest in their box then it slides out for a goal kick them. Sammi, Doige, Williams, Noone, Sammi and......the ref doesn't give us a free kick and gets the boos. They have a pass or two and.....ohhh, Buckley, Doige, Noone and....they clear for a throw to us. And....
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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:27 pm

We're pressing them a bit, but O gives one away. We were in with a possibe there, but anyway, mic chat, then Lowe brings it us. Ref doesn't give us another claim and....is he biased? Shock horror at the thought? Scores, then they slice clear, we try but Noone looses out and....ohhh....Beevers gives away a penalty.....SHXT...
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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:27 pm

And.....it's 1-1 with Beevers claiming he got the ball.
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Post by nelson66 » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:28 pm

Tango - just invent another few goals for me and I'll be a happy man -- edit - a penalty to them was not on my wish list
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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:29 pm

All that great work to start the game ruined by a reckless fecking challenge.

Why go down there?

fecking moron.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:31 pm

What lousy luck. We're still not behind though, and we now have a free kick. And....Ben wallops one to say hello to his opposite. We try, they recover it and....Beevers gives away a corner. And...mic man claims it's a good local derby...really? Beevers and Lowe clear...eventually, throw them, Okowski slices one into Row Z. Mic man claims they deserve to be level. What Bollow man, we're the homers.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:36 pm

We have a push forth and ...they clear and....we get a throw. O...and Beevers, Ben, wallop and...Sammi gives a free kick away. Scores, then.....Sammi goes, no he doesn't. Taylor, Buckley and....their keepr wallops one. Hobbs, Sammi, Hobbs, back to Ben and another wallop. Ref finally gets a talking to and we get the kick. They clear, we get a free kick...are you sure ref? And....Noone and.....the big lads go in and...it ends in a throw to us. And....Williams, Sammi, Lowe, SAMMI......Ohhhh and Doidge hits one on the turn that goes wide.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:40 pm

Is mic man a Pie man? ( no, not really) And now.....we finaly get a free kick for offside. Ben and.....the ref...mic man rambles on then....they clear and then we get a free kick for a challenge on Beevers. Now then, (Ipswich go 2 down) ....and....a bit of chat then....back to their stick man and....another offside...eventually.
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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:42 pm

I know, lets go in in front lads. Williams, back to Ben, a wallop and....they attack and....win a corner after a bit of slack play from Beevers. Get Dave on. And.....part cleared and.....Taylor clears off the line.....whew...
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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:43 pm

Beevers is having a mare of a game

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Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:48 pm

We have 20-22 mins of good play then turn to shit.

What is it with this team?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:50 pm

Some windy asses in there, then,,,,Taylor throw....Sammi comes and.....Buckley, Taylor, Lowe, Taylor and....they retain possesion and sally. Roberts.....Byrne, crosses, Beevers heads clear. Doidge doews well and.,...O, then Williams both should have shot and...didn't says the man.They come at us. Lowe, now Ben, Hobbs, Sammi, cleared for a throw to us. Half time looms.....how can it be a good derby when we're not winning, mic man? Come on Whites, get in and get the lead back. Hobbs, Lowe, they clear to Sammi. Throw us and O, and Noone and....Sammi dashes in and...Noone hits a Wigan ass....Williams and....Taylor and...back to Beevers.....and Roberts gets a yellow card for a foul on Noone. Free kick us and.....Noone and.....in and....and...and....cleared and....that's almost it......Taylor and....a throw them and.....1-1 at the break.
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Re: A life of Pie.....Home to Wigan 1-12-18.

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:50 pm

DJBlu wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:48 pm
We have 20-22 mins of good play then turn to shit.

What is it with this team?
They're managed by a nice bloke who doesn't know how to manage...
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