"Leeds kindly light....V Leeds at home 3-0'clock Sat 15-12-2018

[TANGODANCER]

They sally via Douglas and....we have to give away a corner. And....we clear. Douglas again but clears everybody. A throw us and.....some chat about life in the basement, then....Ben has a goal kick. And now....we don't get anything from Santa...then...a bit of chat, then....they pass a bit, then...mic man groans about something or other and ...then we get an unexpected corner off a ricochet. Noone and.....they clear. Back we come and now they recover and....we go to Bury game.....

[TANGODANCER]

Biggest problem about playing at home and not scoring is that all the scores start with "Bolton Wanderers 0" !. Free kick them....Buckley hits the green stuff, then some scores and....there it goes...Bolton Wanderers 0. Buckley trots off (for a minute)..we get more scores.

[DJBlu]

We're never scoring with this team. Leeds are making mistakes at the back and we just don't know what to do when we have it.

[TANGODANCER]

They sally and get another header in, then a scramble as Ben struggled a bit. Taylor guilty of waiting for the second bounce, 30 mins gone and...mic lads chat about what we should have done. Goalkick them, they clear now and...we get a throw....Come on lads.....Magennis loses out and....they get a rebound throw off Buckley.

[TANGODANCER]

Bit of tactical stuff from Leeds, a throw again and....mic lads have a chat. They clear again and....(Bury go 3 down, oh dear..) Come on Whites....let's have a goal...

Throw us, Williams and...Lowe is having a mare (apparently) and then as darkness falls completey.....Ben wallops, Douglas clears, Okowsky scuffles and....we get a throw. And another throw for us...and Okopwski and...Williams gets decked (no, it;s Noone). We get a free kick, mic man gives scores and....

[TANGODANCER]

And.....and....we knock one in, they clear and they break square. Hoobbs, Douglas, Vela, throw them and...they sally. Ben almost comes but we head clear....more scores.
Some chat about Palace (not Bucks) ,,,and then they try again and we clear and break and....they get the throw. Not much going right so far then? And...some raised voices and...don't bother telling us why lads...? Chat and...their goalie clears. Scores and...in a minute we'll get to the game....Throw them

[TANGODANCER]

Hernandes sends it back then they sally as we get scores. Hernandes again and...now Ben has a wallop....and...we get a throw on halfway, and....can we score one, course we can...I think....Free kick us and.....and..Noone and Wheats and..Okowski and.....Wheats handles the ball and they get the free kick. Hobbs clears for a throw to them and...they go offside as we go into injury time. And it's 0-0 at half-time.

[DJBlu]

This is a grim game of football to watch. Both sides guilty of giving the ball away. 0 shots on target from us. 1 from Leeds. Ken has done Marc Iles a favour. He'll be nice and warm watching this shite.

[TANGODANCER]

This is a grim game of football to watch. Both sides guilty of giving the ball away. 0 shots on target from us. 1 from Leeds. Ken has done Marc Iles a favour. He'll be nice and warm watching this shite.

I think we're lulling them into a false sense of security before hitting them for six...

[TANGODANCER]

45 minute game....and we can win it (that woman who keeps rhiming on about this and that "Dat Cam" is doing my head in). So, Part two and the curtain rises as we kick off. We're apparently playing towards the Carr's Pasties end of the ground. Goody.

[TANGODANCER]

Bit of head tennis, then...a goal kick as they can't capitalise. Ben Wallops (Ken not in the ground taoday, we're told). They get a free kick and....we go to Bury. (Even they can score goals.3-1 down) No changes us, but talk of one for them. Baker off? Clark on. We clear for a throw. Come on lads...they clear and...Noone gives it away. And the rain falls relentlessly. Okowski loses out, Buckley now and....ref gives them a free kick. We c;lear, Vela breaks and....Nooone shoots just wide of the post.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Like Mother Theresa May, I believe, wholeheartedly, truthfully, that we Will get our desired outcome...

[TANGODANCER]

Okowski Douglas, keeper, down to Ben. Wallop and.....Parky leaping about for something or other? We get scores and...they break and Williams wins us a throw. More scores and...even more, then.....Leeds get another free kick. Mic lads chat, then....Lowe loses it. Okowski, Williams, Okowski again and....throw them. They sally, we win it, lose it and they charge us again and....we win it back and lose it right away. What's happening lads...?

[TANGODANCER]

Bury get another back..apparently, if anybody cares. Vela and Lowe set off, mic man jibbers in delight from Boundary Park. Scores again, then.....Williams, Buckley...terrible pass then we lose it. Comments about a poor game (I still reckon we can win)...although they win a corner straight away.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Parky changing the team once again.

But if he didn't he'd be (1) accused of only having one idea and (2) punished by the League for fielding a suspended player (Ameobi)

[TANGODANCER]

Mic lads gloomy as we clear and they come back at us. We are not playing like Barca apparently. We clear and....Taylor get a throw. The visitors make a sub and Timar whatsit leaves the turf for.....?...Anyway, we get a free kick and..now we go back. All the way to wallop land and....they clear and then win it...as we go to xxxxing Boundary Park again.

[TANGODANCER]

Come on lads and.....moans and groans from the mic box. We get a shot in. they clear a soft Noone effort and break. Buckley and...they break and win a corner. We need two goal. Two goals and...we clear....we break and.....Buckley loses out because e have no support and Hernandes braks and they score....0-1

[enrdentw]

F**king Buckley... He's had the ball in great positions about 5 or 6 times and given it away so easily. PP has got it spot on today, the players just haven't delivered.

I've lost count how many times we've won the ball in good positions or had an opportunity to counter and just completely ran out of ideas. Lowe, Buckley, Vela, Noone all been very wasteful, particularly Buckley.

[TANGODANCER]

The never-ending story continues. Lout shouts ring around the Unibol and once again we look up the mountain. Vela lashes one and....it's deflected and we get a corner and....and...they break and sally at us. Again they come and will we ever get some pride and fight back? Mic moans about our poor quality and no wonder. 20 left and we get a throw. Oz coming on...no, it's Wildschtt and....they charge and win a corner....and then another.

[TANGODANCER]

Buckley leaves the fray for Yannick, mic lads agree. Vela.....they grab it and charge...and..get a cross in . We clear and...we hack it away. Mac is down and the physio pays a visit.