A Millers Tale.....Bolton V Rotherham Boxing Day. 3.O'clock

[TANGODANCER]

Throw us and.....we visit Bury...oh, goody. Meanwhile, back at the Unibol......some scores, then....the Millers sally and....Ben has to wallop in and clear. And...Lowe sends it back to Ben again. We are not sounding dominent ...yet....Donaldson.....and Treveor Baxter arrivs in the mic box. Have we been waiting for him before we score?? Throw us now and.....and...Lowe and.....again and Lowe, Williams loses out. Back to us and...another throw and.....one to them. Get a grip lads and show some fight. And asa mic men chat the Millers sally and send one just over. Sound the charge lads and get at em....some irrelevant scores, then...we get a free wallop. Ben and...some mic chat and.....hello, Lowe goes forth and....a throw and Williams and...another throw....and O'Neil, Wilson.....all the way back to Wheats....

[TANGODANCER]

We won't win unless we score....Are you receiving?..Back to Ben, walllop time and the Millers come visiting. Goal kick after a weak header. I'm just wasting finger excercise time here. More scores, Millers come and...get a throw. Jeremy Simpson is the ref, b,t,w, Ben tries to clear, back they come and.....a cross and header make a sort of chance. Timw to go lads, come on, O'Neil, then Williams bisects the post and corner flag with a hoof. We go to Bury...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

So. We are holding our own. Against Rotherham. At home...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

At least the days are getting longer. Bit by bit.

[TANGODANCER]

Some chuffle chat from afar, then we sally and....a blocked cross and....they clear and we get it back...Lowe and....no support..again and...it ends back with Ben wallop. If we can't win this, what will we ever win? Aimless Manc chat that nobody cares about, then a free kick and...Bevers effort is nowhere. Get on with this match mic man.....pleases...

Doige, Sammi....some ping pong, Williamson and...they clear the cross and....they break and get an attack going via a Wheats header goes awry. Goal kick us...luckily.
We go again and.....and....Williams in and....Sammi, Lowe and....they part clear and...Donaldson just beaten to it by the keeper....Better?

[TANGODANCER]

Ipswich go one down...Sa mmi SCORES......

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

...
Alnwick
Lowe
Shearer
Beavers
Taylor
Wilson
Sammi Ami
Williams
O'Neill
Donaldson
Doidge

I typed in WHEATER, and it comes up Shearer...

Cud do with the wanker up top.

[TANGODANCER]

wE GRABBED POSSESION, FED S AMMI AND HE RIFLED ONE INTO THE BOTTOM CORNER...

[DJBlu]

BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

1-0

Get in!

This is what it feels like. I remember.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Time has come. I have to serve up charred duck dinner, and face the discomfiture of various in and out laws. None of them more anxious than me, but then most of them support really, really shit teams. Bye for now...

[TKIZ!]

SAMMMMIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

[TANGODANCER]

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU........(I think?) Some scores, then Ipswich go two downand then.........The Millers have a free kick and...Please Sammi, give some shooting lessons and.........oh, shxt....Voakes scores and it's 1-1 after being ahead for 3 mins.

[DJBlu]

Nevermind.

FFS.

I remember we can't defend.

[TANGODANCER]

Ain't this just so typical of us. Voakes got a free header and equalised. O'Neeil and....they clear for a throw to us....We sally..Taylor, Sammi....Taylor, they clear and then we get a free kick on halfway. And....and.....in and...Beavers and....they scramble it clear. I am feeling sick already....

[TANGODANCER]

We have a report on Bury, some scores that matter not, then.....they wallop and Smith and Newell do well, Sammi now wins a throw and....the Millers are getting frisky. We need to get ahead again and.....back they come and...mic man talks treason saying they deserve to be level....then O'Neil got dragged about but nobody saw. Scores, chat, then...more chat, then.....we get a corner as Taylor hits one that's deflected..And....ohhhh, Wilson gets a header in that isn't up to much. Two extra mins, then.....Sammi and....a throw, they clear, we clear and....Sammi does well and feeds Donaldson cons a free kick out of Jeremy, and....Sammi.....no he doesnt. Half time 1-1/.

[TANGODANCER]

Well, that was false feathers for three minutes, and worse, Sammi is on the deck after the whistle. He limps away....keep hoping.....

[DJBlu]

Some of the decisions made by this team are hilarious. Free kick just before the end of the half, all players in the box, Taylor passes it down the line.

Wheater is not having the best of games.

Sammi scored so is due for his customary few games off injured ....

[TANGODANCER]

Get Josh Vela on and tell him to attack the box and shoot. Nothing else is working, so just have a go and pick up on deflections and rebounds. We don't do midfields so bomb the box and forget the frills. Come on, get in there, we haven't lost yet.......Part Two....

[jonnybwfc]

The dumb thing about their goal ... Rotherham have a crap-ton of big players awaiting the free kick, and we have Donaldson and Ameobi in the wall.

Donaldson seemed to be asking for a short one to take his place, but no one listened.

Dumb and inevitable goal. Taylor and Lowe marking their tall timber with our two best headers (at least in this first half) are in an unnecessary wall.

[TANGODANCER]

We go....mic chat about Bury.....a replay of the pain..(why?), more scores...then....Doige shoots rather poorly (Sammi si back on B.T.W.) and we have scores that we don't care about. The Millers sally, they try one and produce a Wigan special. Cabbages and Kings for a bit, then Wheats feeds Lowe, who feeds Ben, wallops. Doige, Wilson, Taylor and....back they come. Lowe, chat and they try. It ends up back with BEN and now Wiiiams tries, they clear and....Taylor has a throw for us. A 35 minute game now then, and....Wilson gives a real chopping on aMiller and gets a yellow for his trouble. We part clear, Ben steps up and clears. A mighty hoof goes down the middle and we get a throw. Williams...Ben, Lowe....Donaldson and....and..Lowe crosses. Taylor and.....they clear off the line from a Williams shot. Sammi now and wins a throw. Taylor and.....mic man chats (rightly it seems) about bad throw by us ..And.....