A Millers Tale.....Bolton V Rotherham Boxing Day. 3.O'clock

[TANGODANCER]

Millers have a mention about goalie substitution and ....some views, then...? Nowt.

We're at the Bury game folks......and meanwhile, back at real football (or is it?) . We haven't scored in the meantime as we get news that Pratley scores...We lose out and they try a sally. Beavers gets us a free kick and......a whoosher and......Wilson..Lowe loses out....they sally and...ooohhhh Ben almost palms a shot to a Miller. We go, Donaldson crosses and....only Doidge is anywhere near it and....Roberts clears.

[TANGODANCER]

GET SOME SOLDIERS ON THE FRONT LINE Phil..............Lowe goes and....Doige sends a Wiganer ove the bar. Beavers has an iffy challenge then it comes back to Ben...Scores and then.....Sammi and....Doidge and....Sammi again and....I saw a man upon a stair..

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All sorts of chat and scores and all we want to hear is Bolton scoring. Bury, goodbye and....we have scored aGOAL......

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Doidge almos t scored, keeper almost cleared, O'Neil is given the goal and all whilst we were hearing about Bury. Talk of Vela appearing then.....we, we're 2-1 up

[TKIZ!]

GGGGGGGGGGGAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA!!!! 375 years young

[DJBlu]

Get in Gary!

We had people lined up ready to shoot

[TANGODANCER]

COME ON YOU WHITES......back in front and.....we get a free kick for a chop on O'Neil and.....and.....the Millers make a sub. They clear now, Sammi blocks it for a throw to them and....and...excitement mounts.....Lowe, Sammi, poor, Beavers back to Ben, a wallop and....they get a mystery free kick. In and.....a nice dive gets them a free kick via Beevers in a nasty place.....and....Newell and.....a wasted attempt. Goal kick now and...some to and fro then.....mic man chats, O Neil....they clear .

[TANGODANCER]

some scores that matter not, some chat of this and that, then...they cross and we have to get bodies in the way. We clear and win a throw, then give one away. Come on Whites...get another and be sure....chat, then they sally, Wheats clears and Okowlsky sallies. We have a throw.......14 left and.....Mac appears on the skyline and Ben has a wallop, we get a throw and..Donaldson leaves to applause for Magennis.

Sammi juggling and....wins a corner. More scores. Williams, O'Neeil sends a decent one over....they clear and Lowe and O'Neil clear. O'Neil again and he sounds to be having a real decent game today. More wuffler about Bury, then....the Millers sally, Wheats clears....and it's back to Ben...

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More scores from above and...Sammi goes forth and wins a free kick.....and a Miller is down. And....Mac looks at it and steps up. Millers make an injury sub on Proctor.

And.......and.....ohhhhhhh keepr has to stopp a real fizzer from Mac. And...more scores...come on man.....they clear, we press and....they win a throw. Shirt pulling session , then Williams, Okolwski and.....they grab it and sally again from halfway and....it goes back and Roberts clears. Mattock throws with 5 mins plus added left. A throw them again and.....Parky shuffles forth nervously. 15, 255 of a crowd as the Millers get a corner despite Sammi's attentions. Ball got hit by an advancing Miler, but over the top.

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Sammi goes forth and....they clear. We send a long forth, it comes back and they get a nother corner. And another as the ref misses a foul on Ben. And.....a header goes over for a goal kick to us. Time almost up, and we sally via Sammi, but they clear after a Mac shot. More scores...mopre chat....and the ref adds SIX MINUTES extra time......

[TKIZ!]

Six Mins! Every time. I don't know where they get the time from

[TANGODANCER]

A fake dive doesn't work, the crowd go deafening......time ticks, Sammi leaves for Will Buckley.....

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Roberts has the ball to wallop and....we get a free kick for a high foot on Okowlski. And......and...mic chat, Bury score, who cares and......and....and.......come on and.....Doige getsd no cigar but Beevers wins it back....all eyes on the ref, says the man...AND THE FAMINE ENDS.....WE WIN 2-1

[TKIZ!]

Well, that turned out nice

[DJBlu]

We've just won a game.

I don't know what to do.

[elhadj]

Good win and we need this , but for me still Parkinson out , because I know he will go back to his defensive tactic .

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We Won. Jaysus.
Thank fxck for Shearer!
Onwards and upwards mes amigos.

[irie Cee Bee]

We needed that! #hope.

[Jugs]

Better.

[Prufrock]

That was all right. 4-4-f*cking-2 worked well.

Lack of quality on both sides but thought we were good value for the points over the 90.

Lowe and ONeil the stand outs. Sammi the only player on the pitch with any real quality. Will be interesting to see how the shape works against better teams but we're so short in midfield it isn't a bad think to bypass it. Does make you pine for ALF though.