Steel yourself. We could be put to the sword (again) Sheff Utd (a) 2.2.19 3pm

[TANGODANCER]

New boy Connelly goes down, the physio says hello and...he goes to the sidelines and we have some twitter and scores....Luca, Vela, Sammi, Taylor....Connel...Connelly and...he hits one fro distance and the ref gives a goal kick that mic man thought was a corner. And...Luca, Sammi.....a throw them. Thirty or so mins gone as Matt wallops. Lowe does well, Connelly, Lowe, Donaldson wins a throw well down the pitch..Lowe, Connely, Wheats, Hobbs and....that goes for a throw to them....

[TANGODANCER]

We're not throw in specialists....really? Sharp....and Matt launches a wallop forth. Donaldson, Taylor, Luca, Wheats....and a goal kick them. Henderson, Hobbs intercepts twice.....Matt again to wallop mightily and.....Taylor slides forth....Connel, Donaldson...a throw to us. Taylor and....Sammi and...O'Neil.....Sammi crosses, we get anothe throw and more good comment about our passing. Taylor a bit eager and goes offside.

[TANGODANCER]

Throw us now and.....Hogan warms up. Henderson passes out and....Wheats part clears and....McGoldrick tries a shot that's deflected for a corner. A bit of possession and....Lowe and Vela sally, Taylor....goes offside. (mic man thinks it wasn't)...Anyway...Connelly passes badly to Vela who looks to the skies. Lowe, O'Neil and cleared....a throw to them as we appeal a Sharp challenge on Lowe. ...to no avail.

Now....Dufy sallies at us, a down the middle pass is cleared easily by Mattews. The Blades try again and....Donaldson challenges. Throw them....Baldock and....Vela clears for another throw with five to go to lemon time.

[Jim_McDonuts]

Sounds alright so far (soz, proly kiss of death)

[TANGODANCER]

Wheats deflects a shot for a corner and....in and...Matt blocked a bit but gets out to clear. Sevensd and Sharp sally, Fleck lashes one and O'Neil deflects for a corner. We clear for a throw. And...McGoldrick, Baldock, O'Connell.....and again and.....McGoldrick again and....he tries to find Basham. Wheats blocks again for a corner and.....Donaldson clears that for another throw....two mins to the break.....Mic man slates the ref for a wrong call......and....we push them back.....Duffy, Basham and Mathews stops a shot that was offside anyway. Henderson bowls one out and.....we have scores and....one minute added and.......and....Vela challenges......the Blades try again....Fleck..and we get the goalkick. And that's the break at 0-0....

[TANGODANCER]

Big home crowd apparently as we kick towards the failthful this half. Baldock goes off side as we get a free kick to start Part Two. Matthews wallops forth towards Sammi, mic man chats, Vela slips up and we still press. Connel feeds Sammi and.....he wins a corner.
And...O'neil now.....and Basham knock it clear for another corner. Connell again, near post and....Basham again. We get a throw.....and...Taylor and.....Sammi...Taylor again...Lowe, Sammi, loses out to Basham. Sharp and McGoldrick sally, we rob them and break and.....and...Donaldson, Sammi, O'Neil, Lowe...Sammi......and....Luca crosses well and....Henderson has to save. Fuffy now, Sharp , Baldock, Connely clears......and...Duffy and Baldock sally and Sammi has to give away a corner......

[TANGODANCER]

Blades seem to be trying to block Matthews and they win a corner. A fair one and we have a bit of bother clearing.....but we do. Wheats blocks, Mattews clears to Donalson. Taylor, Connel.....and gives away one. Duffy now and....Sharp balloons it and then O'Neil blocks it for a throw. McGoldrick loses out, Vela sallises, and Taylor wins us a throw...Matthews now and .......a long ball lets Sharp shove a defender away and they score....1-0 them

[TANGODANCER]

Sharp shunted Hobbs away and McGoldrick? nets it. Uphill journey again , full Sherpa Tensing kit on and....well. Here we go again and mic man says we've been a bit unlucky. Ref misses another foul against us and....McGHoldrick, Bahsam, Stevens....and Sharp goes off side. Come on lads, get some shots on goal, what's to lose?..We get a throw...

[TANGODANCER]

Taylor, Hobbs, Wheats, Lowe....loses out to Basham. (hoiw ironic is that?). Sammi loses out ahd they break....Shartp and Duffy try to work and..Wheats gets a word for a challenge on Sharp. Fleck....cleared and break but Duffy, Basham and Baldock...take charge. Connelly goes in the book, they get another free kick...and...we need to get eight strikers on.....nothing at all to lose now.....O'Neil tries, they clear and we get a throw....

[TANGODANCER]

They clear a sall, but Lowe and Vela sally. Back to their keeper, we get scores as Stevens dashes forth. Baldock and....they're have oo much possession. Come on Whites in blue....Sammi goes from the clearance....but gives one away. Henderson wallops it at us and.....some chat about this and that. Free kick us, O'Neil, Lowe, Hobbs, Lowe....Wheats, Vela....and......Sammi has a blocked shot that was going for a corner and....chat, chat....as Magennis prepares to join the fray. Sammi, a throw us and...Vela leaves to applause as Mac arrives. 20 plus to go. Throw us......they clear for another throw. Hobbs, Wheats.....Connel...Donaldson and...Basham clears.

[TANGODANCER]

Scores, then chat, then.....a wallop from Matt and...more scores and....Mac, Donaldson, Lowe and....Taylor and...ohhhhhh Connel passes and his effort goes over. (Ched Evans scores for Fleetwood) Meanwhile....more scores then.....get some men forward...A free kick to them and Norwood lands one on an unmarked Sharp's head. 2-0 them.

[Jim_McDonuts]

Balls

[TANGODANCER]

Same old, same old. Taylor launches one to Connel.....they clear. Basham sounds to have had a blinder. Sixteen to go and....back they come and....we get a free kick. Scores and a change for them as Spearman replaces....? Mic man chats Duffy is the one to leave. A wallop, wallop wallop game is all that's left. All that good passing again falls to our
in ability to score goals. Mic man chats, we have a throw....Lowe, Connel, Wheats, Hobbs and.....a wallop.....and that ends back with Henderson. The homers have a sally and Wheats has to block for a throw.

[TANGODANCER]

Balldock wins a corner, in it comes and...Sammi gives one away as Gary Madine joins in the fun and McGoldrick leaves. Our faithful applaud. We have a wallop chance and....mic man gives scores that matte not. Mac gives away a free kick. Two wallop chances for us and.....Connel feeds Lowe and Donalson, Sammi, Wheats,s Lowe....all to no avail unless we score....some body tell Parky....Time ticking as Sammi gets a throw. Wheats seds a good one to Taylor...Lowe loses out but Wheats sets us off again. Sammi loses out and Sharp does like wise. He fouls Luca nd Henderson foils Mageenis. Down the pitch and a goal kick us. Sharp leaves for .....? in the homers last time-wasting sub.

[TANGODANCER]

Mic man rambles about might-have-land, then they sally and keep possession. Matt clears and....Henderson does likewise. Hopeful chat about us going down, then.....more chat.....Whaeater fouls Madine, they get a free kick and are we ever going to score a goal again? A pretty poor season doesn't even come close. Goals everywhere but none for us. I'm calling that a day and watchin the rugby. Adios folks....

[officer_dibble]

“Bolton Wanderers Nil” - the most used phrase in football.

[Harry Genshaw]

Utterly pathetic. Again. Same again next week and the weeks after until May. What an appalling season

[elhadj]

It seems to me Phil Parkinson is giving up , he is from long time but this especially for me because he did not substitute any of his oldy ( thirty and up ) , so if you can't do anything and you know you can't do anything and you will not change anything so resign , and let's bring somebody with ambition and want to succeed because we still have a chance to survive but with Parkinson no chance , maybe Parkinson is upset with winter transfer .
Phil Parkinson resign .

[knobpolisher]

Where was parky today anyone ?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Where was parky today anyone ?

In the dugout...?