Common Denominators....Versus Norwich City at the Unibol, Sat. 16th Feb, 3 O' clock

[TANGODANCER]

They're taking the mic and mic men talk Parky out. All chat, no commetary...not that surprising really. Now we have to score 5. Better get cracking lads.

[Harry Genshaw]

I'm glad we've tightened things up this half

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We have to score 5

[TANGODANCER]

We are the one and only Wanderers.....echo, echo....thirty mins left....we get a free kick that Sammi lashes wide. Talk of no 5 coming up, penalty? and...saved. why not just stand Wheats and Beevers on the goal line and every body else in their half? This must rate with one of our worst displays for a fair while. Lowe, Mac, Sammi and....we actually win a corner as the commentary fades...again.

[TANGODANCER]

That obviously came to naught...we go back on air and.....not looking like we'll win this then? 5 penalties....? oh, well, maybe not....

[TANGODANCER]

I wonder how the players wh have joined Bolton feel right now? Effectively, there are a few decent players who would be okay in a better side. Norwich passing the parcel and a shot from somewhere near Preston goes over our bar.

[TANGODANCER]

Oh look, a wallop and....Noone crosses, Lowe shoots, and it dies a bit. Noone again and,,,no support reings out. Sammi now, Okowski, Noone and.....Sammi and Murphy send the ball back to Preston (or somewhere)

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I wonder how the players wh have joined Bolton feel right now? Effectively, there are a few decent players who would be okay in a better side. Norwich passing the parcel and a shot from somewhere near Preston goes over our bar.

I'm not even sure how Norwich are even motivated. They could take six players off the pitch and let the remaining five do random movements and still not concede a goal.

[TANGODANCER]

They haven't scored for a bit, are we taking command? Well, we win a corner and....we get it in the net( I think), but the ref gives a free kick. Question occurs, why are we just waking up after so long......? Sammi ries, they clear, Sammi tries again, Okowski and...Mac gets a corner off a deflected shot....tally ho.....(and all that)

[TANGODANCER]

The clock ticks, corner us and....cleared. We try again, Okowski...they get it back and..come forth.....via Hernandez. Sammi goes, we get a free kick and the visitors are not pleased...apparently. A late sub for them and (I don't care who) and they clear from Sammi. He sounds to be our best sub.....all too late of course. We're defence specialists (really?) apparently , yet 4 down and not had a shot that caused any bother. A wallop chance for Matt and....mic lads are so excited they have a chat. Parky not in for manager of the month then?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Surely
Surely
A repeat of Hull and he has to sack him?

Absolutely not. He won’t take on the debt while he’s trying to sell.

We could lose 16-0 and Ken wouldn’t sack Parky unless he thought it would save or make him money.

[TANGODANCER]

Is there time left to score 5? Mic lads shudder at the thought of Elland Road next, and the brave warriors in white soldier on. A consolation goal....maybe lads? Another change for them, Will Buckley appears for us ........COME ON YOU WHITES....

[BWFC_Insane]

Awful. And Madine bags twice for Sheffield United whilst winning their man of the match vote...one word...depressing.

[TANGODANCER]

Can Parky be reminded that none of all this plan stuff is actually working.....? 10560 fans from far away announced. Noone leaves the fray, so does Pukki? or is it Lewis. Can't see it matters, pity they started. Big hand ticks on and three mins are added to the pain.

[officer_dibble]

Surely
Surely
A repeat of Hull and he has to sack him?

Absolutely not. He won’t take on the debt while he’s trying to sell.

We could lose 16-0 and Ken wouldn’t sack Parky unless he thought it would save or make him money.

Quite right, I was trying to be positive

Fck knows why he hasn’t given Hall a go. What do we need to know about Will c*nting Buckley.

[TANGODANCER]

Corner them and Parky and all the ballboys and tea ladies line up our goal line. We clear via one of the fat lads with a flag and.....we hear about Bury. Ref puts his whistle away and Tackles Zimmerman before heading off our line. And that's that.....0-4 and adios....

[truewhite15]

The entire side, from the manager down, is treading water, waiting for the takeover. Parkinson knows he's gone any day now. Soon as it's confirmed, he'll be replaced.

The lines were so static. So much space for Norwich between midfield and defence, so little support for our attack. Magennis kept winning headers, with the nearest supporting midfielder at least 20 yards away, standing still with no desire to get up the park.

Our best player was Matthews. We lost 4-0, and the keeper was our MotM. That really just says it all.

[TANGODANCER]

Here are the low-lights. Might as well take the hits, embarrasment and pain and watch. We might learn something, like why we shouldn't persistently try offside tactics against fast opposition. Real Moss Bank stuff from our supposedly good defence. We really looked pathetic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCdC92_oFR4

[Jugs]

Massive reality check. Looking at the table, we're technically 4 pts from safety because of a dreadful goal difference. Leeds next and if the gap stretches to 7 pts, and with no goalscorer in our team, we're looking doomed tbh.

Final game of the season is away to Forest. If it all comes down to the last game once again (and let's face it, who can see us being safe and secure by then?), well, I doubt anyone would bank us to win at Forest.

[Harry Genshaw]

At our current rate, we'll be down well before the last game of the season.

I expected a defeat today but total humiliation was hard to take. I can't wait for this season to be over and hopefully Ken, Parky and a few of the players will have all buggered off before August.