It's on god dammit! It's sooofolking on! BWFC v Ipswich 6/4/2019 3pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:50 pm

Somebody ring in and tell mic man we don't care about Bury. Ipswich are straining at the leash and some serious hair-drying needed at the break and....we're playing like the Ivy Benson Ladies Band.. Mic man still slavering about Bury.....COME ON YOU WHITES.....GET SORTED..........SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO OUR CLUB kEN..... :evil:
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:51 pm

This is us at our worst. Create nowt and you don't score.

We're pedestrian. They're playing some decent stuff
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Post by officer_dibble » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:52 pm

Sooner we can get rid of this sack of shit squad and management team the better.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:53 pm

Who are Ipswich?
Oh, you mean that team already relegated. Right.
Parkinson is so inspiring...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:56 pm

That's it. I'm on strike till we score..... :evil:
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Post by nicholaldo » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:58 pm

Three-year plan it is.

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Post by officer_dibble » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:58 pm

We’ll finish below this lot this season. Five point gap.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:09 pm

Ah, okay, I lied, I can't stay away.......I can't give up. We can do this, COME ON.......
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:17 pm

And.....we go to the Bury game.....oh, goody.....some scores, some drivel, some chat....as Sammi hits one at the keeper. Free kick, Connell, Taylor and....we get a corner....and....Luca and....they have a goal kick. Free kick and we send some kisses forth via Matt and.....Sammi, Williams, Sammi, Okowski and....a throw. And....Connell, and a wallop sets Mac off but he loses out. Scores that matter not, then.....the Tractors have a sally. Put six stikers up and wallop everything into the box. What's to lose.....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:19 pm

Chit-chat, mither and not much else. Free kick Williams, they clear, we send it back and...Connell , Beevers, Mac and....ref gives them a free kick. Sigh......
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:25 pm

High excitement, they make a substitution. Judge, no, Bishop leaves and.....they attack and almost make a chance. Corner and.....in and.....another soft free kick (he says) . Where can we get three goals from? Ref upsetting the mic lads as Parky makes a mistake and sends Oztumer on instead of a defender. And.....we can't even put two passes together.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:28 pm

Oztumer on for Taylor. Presumably Connolly to left-back and midfield wide open.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:32 pm

Right lads, press the red button and...Go.......Come on, put the plan into action.......Sammi, Wheats, we get a corner....Connell and.....in and....ohhhh Oz fires one at the keeper. Mic lads mither about xxxxxxx Bury. 15 to go as they dolly about time wasting. Shalamar? entering for the Tractors and Noone lines up for us.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:38 pm

Been sat sitting on a WiFi hotspot. Time to walk the dog home. I'm not optimistic.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:39 pm

Reading and Wigan both losing having been in front. One point separating four teams either side of the dots. Not us, though, we're too busy humiliating ourselves...

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:44 pm

Subs made and we get ready to rumble......ahem.....Noone replaces...? as they clear for a throw. Connelly and.....Connell.....cleared...and back to Matt for a wallop. Radio goes off.....they apologise and talk about Bury after replaying Ipswich's "brilliant" goals. We're back at Unibol with 12 to go. Okowski, Sammi.....Connell, Beevers, Noone and a throw to them. A real kick in the teeth for us, as they make a last sub...Throw us as Jackson replaces Edwards. Oz, they clear, we wallop, they pass and sally . Oh, why am I bothering......what a lousy week.
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Post by officer_dibble » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:54 pm

Clubs an embarrassment top to bottom. Can’t blame anyone not going again before big changes.

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:38 pm

Christ that was bad. I'm not sure I can motivate myself to go again on Tuesday. The sooner this shit season is over and the manager and the bulk of this rubbish have left us, the better
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