Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:45 pm

Back they come....Wilson wins it.....Okowski crosses, they break again and......cause some bother....etc, etc, etc.......and Matt has to make a save...and the liner gave offside. They're playing with us and we're not fighting back.....They're supposed to be struggling to score.....and...they break and get a free kick.....And......here they come again and....we clear..well, temporarily...
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:48 pm

Sammi....and they clear again...Lemon time approaches so....we'll have a cup of tea and....Right said Fred. Half time. 0-2 as Connell sails one over the bar. ..... :(
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:53 pm

They're fast and incisive. We're slow and pedestrian. As soon as we launch an attack whoever's in possession panics, plays it sideways then we're trying to penetrate a back 10 without the ability.

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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by Devon White » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:56 pm

Quick visit, managed 45 minutes, cant stand anymore, how any one of our players thinks he's a professional footballer is beyond me, that wasn't even North West Counties standard. I'm out.

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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:02 pm

Hell of a commute for a quick 45 minutes on a Tuesday night from Devon??

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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:04 pm

I started my Bolton football supporting life many years ago believing we were called "Bolton Wanderers Nil" A lovely ring to it then and here we are again three score years and ten later still singing the beloved song.

Right said Phil, I feel ill, get out there and give the crowd a thrill, Have a whammy, get the ball to Sammi, we've been getting nowhere and....so we had a cup of tea and...

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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:10 pm

Mic lads singing adoring songs about Boro's football (well, Bury aren't playing tonight) then they have a throw and...the word "aimless" is being used. I think we might win.....we get a corner and...and....and....it's a decent header from Beevers that goes just wide.
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:12 pm

Majority possession though #possession

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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:14 pm

Fletcher gets another shot in and gets a deflected/blocked corner. Why is he getting so much of the ball in shooting areas?...And....mic man almost talks number three in (hopefully?) And then...Okowski, poor, Connell and....Williams...Sammi.... and a corner. SHOOT FFS......And it's cleared, sent back and....Wheats volleys one for a throw....Hello, are we waking up?...a throw them.
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by DJBlu » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:15 pm

We were decent until they scored then they didn't know what to do.

I've held back for a month, here goes. This is all subject to us existing as a club.

The sooner this ownership bollocks is sorted the better.

Parkinson needs to go, he's only adding to an already impossible situation. The man is both a terrible manager and leader. He's feeling sorry for himself and looking for excuses. The players have been demoralised by the owner and him. A players union to ensure they give 100% could have helped. Do it for those that matter to you, pride, family, the tea lady, the fans. We can all sit and feel sorry for ourselves or we can have some dignity and come out on top when the situation is resolved.

Imagine if they'd pulled off the unthinkable and avoided relegation this season?

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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:18 pm

Asombalonga slips up a bit and then sallies again and then tries for another pen (Diver?) Scores, that Asombalongo lobs the keeper...and the bar after beating the offside trap. And he does it again after running rings round us. Offside anyway....
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:19 pm

Right said Fred, get yer finger out Phil and get Oz on. Back they come and ......we clear. Are we actually playing or just out for a stroll? Plan B now lads.....
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:22 pm

Scores, goals, talk of us playing Derby....then ....chat and more chat and....we have a pass or two, then back they come. Hello, talk of subs warming up....??
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Post by nelson66 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:23 pm

Plan B -- funniest thing you've said this year !!!!
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by jmjhb » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:23 pm

DJBlu wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:15 pm
We were decent until they scored then they didn't know what to do.

I've held back for a month, here goes. This is all subject to us existing as a club.

The sooner this ownership bollocks is sorted the better.

Parkinson needs to go, he's only adding to an already impossible situation. The man is both a terrible manager and leader. He's feeling sorry for himself and looking for excuses. The players have been demoralised by the owner and him. A players union to ensure they give 100% could have helped. Do it for those that matter to you, pride, family, the tea lady, the fans. We can all sit and feel sorry for ourselves or we can have some dignity and come out on top when the situation is resolved.

Imagine if they'd pulled off the unthinkable and avoided relegation this season?
Agree, club is totally on its arse and it's no surprise everyone including the players has lost interest.

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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:27 pm

Free kick from thirty out...saved by Matt......and another free kick to them, then a throw us. And....a Beevers launch goes nowhere as 12,259 plus announced and....they have another corner and.....a goal kick gives us respite (when sanctuary is more what we need) ...And....Mac wins a throw. And....scores, chat, more chat and ......concentrate o the game lads...we're not here to hear about Derby and Preston.....
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:29 pm

Hey up, O'Neill, Sammy crosses, keeper says thanks. Come on Phil, roll the dice, not long left....they sally, we clear....back they come and....Noone keeps it in as Oz appears to a mental flourish of trumpets.
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:33 pm

Matt saves from Howson? as mic lads talk about what a Phil Parky type player is? Anyroad, more scores, more chat, more wallop...then....Connel, Noone. Sammi.......Wilson and...Beevers and...Wheats and....cleared and....Connell, Oz, Okowski, Wilson and......and....we have a corner.
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:41 pm

And cleared but back again and...Wheats hits one as Mac goes offside. We chat and....right said Fred, shall we have a go lads, and .....we give away a free kick. Chat about Vela.....and another corner to Boro (is that 75?) ...and....Asombalonga goes offside...and Matt saves. Some gallows talk from the mics, some scores, Derby lose, and they have a throw and then another corner (and so we, had another corner and.....) and still they have it, but a poor Oz pass gets easily dealt with. Oz again, Sammi, Connell and....some back and forth....... Asombalonga plys juggler and...Connell eats some grass.
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Re: Beg, steal & Boro (H) 9.4.19 KO 8pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:42 pm

Connell leaves to applause and Connolly replaces him. Throw them again and not long left for us to score three.......
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