Howard will the Rams batter us? Derby (A), 3pm, 13/04/19

Post by **DJBlu** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:16 pm

If you actually watch that one you'll pull whatever hair you have in your head out.

So easy for teams. Get tight to Wheater or Beevers. Hold it or flick it on. They can't keep up and have bags of space in the 6 yard box.

They have just headed a goal in from 6 yards out after the ball bounced on the floor.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:18 pm

I'd back the lads off T.W. to put up a better fight than this lot. Scores that matter not, then...we go back, forth, Sammi sends one out. Bit of bother in our crowd end? Connell wins a free kick and...they get it and break.....and Matt nips out and clears. Goal kick us now and...Buckley leaves for Mark Little....

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:24 pm

Matt scuffles one wide, they have a corner, seventeen shots, mic man has a frenzy of delight as Waghorn almost scores a fourth, then .....they have a cup of tea and right says...Phil....

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:29 pm

I just read a chapter of Jack Reacher while Sammi got an elastoplast and the home fans sing songs of glory. Bury score again...we're told, Derby make a change and the smoke goes up the chimney just the same...Scores, more chat about Bury, some chat about this and that....

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:35 pm

Waghorn goes offside, Sammi goes off the pitch and Noone arrives in his place. Chat, chat, this and that, was that an African fish eagle that just landed on our crossbar? Mount again and (oh, Derby are winning 3-0) and there are 17 mins left. More scores, we have a free kick 25 out (can any of ours shoot that far?) and.......and......and......it's wide but no cigar. Goal kick. Waghorn leaves (pity he ever started) for Marriot (whoever he is) more scores. Lawrence comes, Cole, back and oer to you Claude. O'Neil sends a hopeful one forth. We get scores. (does mic man get paid to depress us?)

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:40 pm

Another free kick....cleared and...we have a corner..fanfare of trumpets.......and...it comes to naught unsurprisingly. Matt fires one out and scores a bullseye on Wheater. Come on lads, try a wild lash or two, send eight men forward and.....well, they have a corner, so that one won't work right now. And Mount makes it 4-0.....

Post by **DJBlu** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:42 pm

Ashley Cole with a ball that goes through 4 Bolton players into Mount who has the freedom of the park to slot it past Matthews.

Feck we're dreadful.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:50 pm

We are a joke. It's official. I honestly believe that some of our players in other sides might even play decent football. (Madine scored again today and I may be wrong but I thought I heard Wilbraham had too?) Rotherham come back to 2-2....and our season of pain draws closes to an end. "Absolute pounding" claims the pudding man, and who can argue. A less than good day for us all, but hey-ho, what did we expect? A lonely last corner for Mark Little and...two Ibrupofen and a cuppa for me. ....oh, wait a minute, four added minutes? Is the ref a sadist? Ah, well, think I'll have my tea anyway. Hasta la vista...

Lost Leopard Spot · Post by **Lost Leopard Spot** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:53 pm

It's going well then!

Leyther71 · Post by **Leyther71** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:56 pm

What's that clinic called in Switzerland?

Do they do football clubs?

I'll put in a fiver.

TKIZ! · Post by **TKIZ!** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:58 pm

Can't afford the plane fare.

The joy being sucked out of football by the Curious Orange

Lost Leopard Spot · Post by **Lost Leopard Spot** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:59 pm

Leyther71 wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:56 pm
What's that clinic called in Switzerland?

Do they do football clubs?

I'll put in a fiver.

Dignitas?
Nah, the doctor has to examine you first and decide you are of sound mind. We'd not get past stage one.

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:04 pm

Que sera sera.

Leyther71 · Post by **Leyther71** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:06 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:59 pm

Leyther71 wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:56 pm
What's that clinic called in Switzerland?

Do they do football clubs?

I'll put in a fiver.
Dignitas?
Nah, the doctor has to examine you first and decide you are of sound mind. We'd not get past stage one.

Ken has already pocketed my fiver.

TKIZ! · Post by **TKIZ!** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:13 pm

Leyther71 wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:06 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:59 pm

Leyther71 wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:56 pm
What's that clinic called in Switzerland?

Do they do football clubs?

I'll put in a fiver.
Dignitas?
Nah, the doctor has to examine you first and decide you are of sound mind. We'd not get past stage one.

Ken has already pocketed my fiver.

Ken's pocketed everyone's fiver

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:14 pm

Well, at least we've equalled the club record of 26 defeats in a season with four in hand to smash it, so not everything's a disaster.

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:28 pm

Fck me I thought Lincoln was nearer than an hour 20!

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:30 pm

I think we’ll see some real capitulations now. The vague possibility of staying up was the only thing keeping them going for weeks. Now we’ve got a bunch who don’t get paid, despise the owner and probably don’t want to be here next season with naff all to play for. I appreciate the ‘giving the kids a go’ argument, but throwing hall and Connell in when we’re this shit probably just wrecks their confidence too.

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:31 pm

It probably does
We’d be better off not turning up, or getting three men sent off each game to forfeit it...

TonyDomingos · Post by **TonyDomingos** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:05 pm

TonyDomingos wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:20 pm
Assuming we don't implode tomorrow, then we're on course for a pasting at Pride Park the following day.

Amazingly, even if Wiggin, Reading and Millwall all win, we still wouldn't be (mathematically) relegated.

Our loss is a given and I am fearing the worst. 0-4 at the very least.

Phew. Got away with the least worst scoreline.

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