Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:28 pm

DJBlu wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:24 pm
Luke Murphy = headless chicken.

Absolute dross tonight.
He’s not alone
But he’s the shittest, followed by Lowe. Centr backs look shit. Full backs piss poor. Darcy lively but gash. Hamilton, feck me, invisible man. Feel for Murphy up top!

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:29 pm

Looked in that

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by DJBlu » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:29 pm

This is how bad it is.

Remi Matthews has stopped this game being 3 nil to Bristol. 3 great saves.

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:30 pm

Seriously, what the feck do they do in training? So disorganised at the back

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:31 pm

feck me
If Luke Murphy was a horse I’d take him outside and shoot him

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by DJBlu » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:34 pm

officer_dibble wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:31 pm
feck me
If Luke Murphy was a horse I’d take him outside and shoot him
Playing like a referee.

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:39 pm

Lowes now running around like a headless chicken. Not sure about team shape, maybe Keith likes pentagons.

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:44 pm

And to top it offf the refs a Cnut as well

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:45 pm

I mean honestly this is a depressing watch

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by DJBlu » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:49 pm

officer_dibble wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:45 pm
I mean honestly this is a depressing watch
Not a one outfield player had a good half.

Thank fook Remi has been on top form.

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:52 pm

Feckin awful. Individually and collectively. Lucky to still be level.
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:54 pm

Pass accuracy 60% apparently...I’m not having that.

Genuinely the only difference between this and a 0-6 is Bristol Rovers. We are dreadful. Luke Murphy, that has to be the worst performance I have seen for some time. But far from on his own - Josh Emanuel has been disinterested, the two centre halves have been beaten too many times in the air, Lowe couldn’t catch a cold, Hamilton invisible and Politic wasteful. Daryl Murphy started ok but gave up on about half an hour.

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:14 pm

Emanuel off / Dodoo on

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by DJBlu » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:14 pm

Emmanuelle off for Dodoo.

Erm...

I don't know if that's a good thing or bad.

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:15 pm

I’m guessing he’s one of the ill ones (Emanuel not Keith)

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:17 pm

Unbelievable ball. Hamilton. Found a steward I think.

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by DJBlu » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:17 pm

Feck me the whole stadium is behind the play. Just seen an advert for our home game vs Southend last month.

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:21 pm

I mean he could sub the whole team here for me. Low on confidence, shoulders hunched, nobody showing for it. Bristol will put us out of our misery soon. As bad as I’ve ever seen us play.

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:23 pm

There you go
Absolutely abysmal

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Re: Sh*t shape and Bristol fashion: Bristol Rovers (H), Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8pm

Post by DJBlu » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:24 pm

Who the feck authorised the signing of that lad from Ipswich?

He's absolute garbage.

Hill, fecking sort out the defence you dick.

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