What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:25 pm

Evatts a feck* charlatan

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:25 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:18 pm
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:14 pm
I'm pretty sure that the last time I saw us play Newport, we absolutely dicked them and the on loan Stuart Ripley was superb.
Ripley was on loan in 86; we beat them 6-0 in 88, JT hat-trick. They were going bust as well as going down, playing kids, and when their second sub came on with a No14 shirt hanging down to his knees, one bloke in the Paddock asked if that was his shirt number or his age.
Just checked. I mustn't have been there in 88.

Sounds like I missed out :)
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:26 pm

Ohhh, the magic sorting hat! Desperate.

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Jim_McDonuts » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:28 pm

from clip on tweetland ref gives the goal - harsh CODE: SELECT ALL

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:28 pm

officer_dibble wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:25 pm
Evatts a feck* charlatan
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Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:28 pm

Commentary gone off now. I'm picturing Burden Paddock sneaking off under the stand with a pair of wire snips and a cheeky grin.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:28 pm

OK, I've switched to the away commentary.

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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:29 pm

I've switched to the vodka.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:29 pm

Evatt has to apologise for this. No BS. It’s just unacceptable. Don’t try and lie.

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:30 pm

What’s Sammy Lee up to?

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:32 pm

At least the pianist for the sock shop advert showed a bit of urgency
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:33 pm

Really is depressing this.

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Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:33 pm

That new forward Related to George weah by any chance?

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Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:34 pm

Every week I think it’s bottomed out. Every week it gets worse!

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Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:35 pm

Absolutely ideal time to give Darcy a chance. Very poor substitutions.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:37 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:28 pm
Commentary gone off now. I'm picturing Burden Paddock sneaking off under the stand with a pair of wire snips and a cheeky grin.

😂 I don’t know which will make me smash the laptop first, our performance, or listening to that prick wank himself daft! We are utterly fecking abysmal all over the park, so I may not have to listen to him too much longer!

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:39 pm

Doyle must be wondering what the feck he's signed up to.

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:39 pm

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:41 pm

Welsh commentator's quite good.

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