What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:20 pm

Every single one of these c*nts want shooting
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:21 pm

officer_dibble wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:14 pm
 Absolute shite again. Another defeat incoming
Comley and Crawford giving the ball away in midfield is criminal.

Defending is appalling again. Man mark ffs.
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Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:22 pm

Defenders asleep
Midfield none existent
Full backs hopeless

Thankfully keeper looks awake
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:22 pm

Can't quite believe I'm listening to Gary Henshaw saying we "have to make the game bitty" and "knock them out of their stride."

Newport.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:22 pm

How the feck are some of these footballers?
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:24 pm

DJBlu wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:21 pm
officer_dibble wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:14 pm
 Absolute shite again. Another defeat incoming
Comley and Crawford giving the ball away in midfield is criminal.

Defending is appalling again. Man mark ffs.
Comley strikes me as having all the willing in the world, but with precious little ability.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:26 pm

What's Ali Crawford been smoking? Doyle has made three decent runs into the box and he's played it behind him three times.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:26 pm

Comley deffo stinking the place out. I’d be hooking him soon. He’s far too costly
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:28 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote: ↑
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 How the feck are some of these footballers?
Self evidently, they're not. Thank fcuk for Championship Manager.
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:35 pm

Newport will score around the 60 minute mark as we're going to be fecked from all this ball chasing and pressing.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:38 pm

Missed the first 20 mins, but God we look shite.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:38 pm

It’s proper embarrassing stuff this. We are getting worse week on week. When will we ever bottom out.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by The_Gun » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:39 pm

Jesus, this is atrocious.

Hickman our only player who looks like he's played football before.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:40 pm

feck. Me.
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That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Post by The_Gun » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:43 pm

fecking ifollow director...
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:45 pm

LeverEnd wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:38 pm
 Missed the first 20 mins, but God we look shite.
You did right, Dude. Santos and Comely are two of the worst I've seen.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:47 pm

fecking hell Delfouneso!! 😡😡
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:47 pm

LeverEnd wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:47 pm
 fecking hell Delfouneso!! 😡😡
Had to hit it first time...
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by The_Gun » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:48 pm

Fonz has to score there. It's at least got better the last 10 minutes.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:49 pm

He's been one of the better performers but no excuse for missing that.
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