What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:14 pm

I'd fecking sack Santos. The worst.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:15 pm

Desperately unlucky - Comley blocks a shot and it bounces off Crawford straight for the same guy to shoot again unmolested - but nobody can say we deserve to be in the lead.

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:15 pm

Thank feck for that.

edit: Poor referee again. Still losing. c*nts.

How the feck has the linesman seen that and the referee hasn't?

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:16 pm

First time Gordon's beat his man all season and we put it in the netty thing.

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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:17 pm

DJBlu wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:12 pm
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I could live without Henshaw shouting "CHANCE!!!" every time we touch it in their half.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's almost as poor as the game.
He sounds like a telephone sex pest with his breathing into the mic. I keep expecting him to ask the Scottish geezer what he's wearing.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:18 pm

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I'm pretty sure that the last time I saw us play Newport, we absolutely dicked them and the on loan Stuart Ripley was superb.
Ripley was on loan in 86; we beat them 6-0 in 88, JT hat-trick. They were going bust as well as going down, playing kids, and when their second sub came on with a No14 shirt hanging down to his knees, one bloke in the Paddock asked if that was his shirt number or his age.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:18 pm

Look like handball to me, but I don't see how the lino could possibly have seen it from that side.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:18 pm

They got the ref to change his mind there. He had a clear view of it

So our players are c*nts
The refs a c*nt
I’ve fecking had it with this shite!

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:19 pm

I think it's the right decision but f*ck knows how the lino had seen that and the ref not. We look all right this half apart from Santos who might be the worst I've ever seen wear the shirt.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:20 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
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Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:14 pm
I'm pretty sure that the last time I saw us play Newport, we absolutely dicked them and the on loan Stuart Ripley was superb.
Ripley was on loan in 86; we beat them 6-0 in 88, JT hat-trick. They were going bust as well as going down, playing kids, and when their second sub came on with a No14 shirt hanging down to his knees, one bloke in the Paddock asked if that was his shirt number or his age.
Ah but we did beat them 4-0 at home in 86 so that might be it, Bruce.

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:21 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:17 pm
DJBlu wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:12 pm
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:09 pm
I could live without Henshaw shouting "CHANCE!!!" every time we touch it in their half.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's almost as poor as the game.
He sounds like a telephone sex pest with his breathing into the mic. I keep expecting him to ask the Scottish geezer what he's wearing.
Did you hear that?!?! :lol:
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:22 pm

Crellin's got teflon gloves on today. And of course our defenders don't run with their strikers.

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Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:22 pm

Hang your head gethin lad.
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:22 pm

I don't want to be around for the click if it happens.

Gonna hear it in death valley.

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:23 pm

How many times in 5 years can you say this is a new low?
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Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:23 pm

Comley is a knob.
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:24 pm

Prufrock wrote:
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How many times in 5 years can you say this is a new low?
As many as we need until we find a league where we can't be relegated?

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:24 pm

Iles: "Just worked out it's 200 days since Bolton's last league goal."

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:25 pm

Let’s face it, let’s not gloss it. If this was 5-0 to Newport currently it would be deserved entirely. This is completely and totally and utterly unacceptable on every single level.

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