The TW Caption Competition Thread

Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe · Post by **Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:24 am

So the Job Centre is first on the left past the Post Office.

Electric Gretar · Post by **Electric Gretar** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:33 am

Clarke "FHM's 100 sexiest women you say"

"That's right Charles and that's the blonde one from big brother, though how she got to number 50 I'll never know".

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:54 am

Faye-Tal Attraction wrote:Clarke "FHM's 100 sexiest women you say"

"That's right Charles and that's the blonde one from big brother, though how she got to number 50 I'll never know".

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon May 08, 2006 10:02 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:

Policeman

"OK, so you don't qualify for Ministerial protection any more. Don't worry. If you see one of these murderous bastards hanging around your house just phone your local nick. They'll send someone round after they've checked that the local speed cameras are all working. Allow up to 72 hours for a response."

WINNER

Toughest one I've had to judge yet, plenty of gooduns but I've gone with Zulu, who clearly span out and had a Ben Elton moment (leave it).

In the words of Mrs. Thousands of 'em!, You're up Zulu.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:23 am

Yahoo! My second win, in a long career. Give me five minutes!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:26 am

Onwards and upwards!

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:49 am

At the Annual TW Meet, people start to queue up to take a swing at the CrazyHorse.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:07 am

onlookers marvelled at the exhibition by a grand master in the anciet martial art of Hoki Stiku Bashi Poni.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:30 am

Woman in background: That's funny...I always thought that 'smack the pony' was a euphemism.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:46 am

Big Sam resorts to dowsing for next year's squad

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:02 am

Bloke on left: Who's nicked me barbecue?

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:18 am

Hey Tony...Why the balloons?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:56 am

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Onwards and upwards!

"Drop the Dead Donkey" Montreal Wanderer style.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:07 pm

Up For The Cup: Levitating West Ham mascot sh!ts on man committing hara-kiri with street hockey stick.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:55 pm

Van Nistleroy voodoo doll gets a whack from Sir Alex

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:30 am

Little Green Man wrote:Van Nistleroy voodoo doll gets a whack from Sir Alex

WINNER

Zulu is away for a few days, and this was his choice of a winner.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:39 pm

Oops, never spotted that. Hope you weren't all suffering from caption cold turkey. Thanks Mr Zulu.

Anyway, I hope this tickles your testimonials:

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:24 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Oops, never spotted that. Hope you weren't all suffering from caption cold turkey. Thanks Mr Zulu.

Anyway, I hope this tickles your testimonials:

And on the podium are the winners of the Newcastle Dec-ant-alan.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:34 pm

Alan Shearer proudly presents Newcastle's new manager and head coach for the 2006-2007 season.

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Fri May 12, 2006 7:14 am

The closest Shearer will get to true Geordie Hero's

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