Remember the driving theory test you did all those years ago

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Remember the driving theory test you did all those years ago

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:24 pm

Could you pass it now? Just how safe ARE you on the roads?

http://www.2pass.co.uk/theorytest.php?test=ukcar

It's multiple choice so none of you should fail :D
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:25 pm

You have to do hazard perception now aswell, although its just common sense.....

i really struggled

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:07 pm

I failed (28/35) but since I had never heard of a box junction and didn't know what a single yellow line was, not to mention other local conditions, I'm not too distressed.
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Post by chris » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:22 pm

I got 29/35, but haven't had any driving lessons yet (am waiting till I finsih uni), so am quite happy with that.

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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:48 pm

32/35

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Post by keveh » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:50 am

Your scored 27 out of a possible 35 (attempted 35).


oo er :shock:

my friend just passed his test today and only got 1 wrong!

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Post by enfieldwhite » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:50 am

28 out of 35. But I passed my test before theory section, so I think I did quite well. :pissed:
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Post by mofgimmers » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:36 am

26 out of 35... but I don't drive.
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Post by superloop » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:47 am

31 out of 35 but i passed before this was a requirement many many many :( years ago, and only got 2 questions about theory test validity, a trick question about skidding (Lift off accelerator my arse - if you do that during skid you are lightly to cause it to be worse they meant before so you don't skid the bastards) and a snow covered sign wrong.

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Post by Gertie » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:59 am

YIKES I failed 24/35

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:13 am

What a shite test with poorly worded and ambiguous questions. :whack:

I'm glad I didn't have to do a bloody theory when I took my test.

29/35. My licence is revoked!!
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Post by Batman » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:39 pm

Oops, I failed. :mrgreen:

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:43 pm

Just scraped it - 30/35. It's a good job I don't carry children under the age of three in the passenger seat very often, because clearly I am clueless as to the correct procedure...
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Post by sluffy » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:11 pm

Pass Mark: 30
Your scored 32 out of a possible 35 (attempted 35).
Your results are displayed below:

I did much better than I thought I might, bearing in mind I past my test long, long before these sort of theory tests were required.

(One of the questions I did not know was how long a Theory Test pass certificate is valid for!).

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Post by Super_Kevin_Davies » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:08 am

28 out of 35 for me :oops:
But luckily I managed to pass mine first time a few months back - that Hazard Perception is a bugger too :| !!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:43 pm

"Remember the driving theory test you did all those years ago?"

Well, no I don't to be honest, Squaddie. When I did mine I just had to drive a Triumph Dolomite around for a bit, stopping on Church Road to perform my Emergency Stop, Three Point Turn and then Reverse Parking. Back down Chorley Old Road to the Test Centre which was just up from The Sally Upsteps, parked up for a quick Highway Code session and holy moly "Congratulations, Mr. Rioja. You've passed".

Still, they could've given me the thoery test if they'd have wanted too because with a score of 30/35 I'd have passed that 'n all! :wink:
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Post by Mustard Dust Sand » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:21 pm

30/35 - phew, just scraped it.

I only got 32 when I did it for real so not bad. I remember coming out of the place on Churchgate after passing and hearing a chav on his phone saying that he'd done miles better this time.....he then said yeah, I got 19. :shock:
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Post by Gnome » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:33 pm

did my theory about 18months ago and i got full marks :mrgreen:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:08 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:"Remember the driving theory test you did all those years ago?"

Well, no I don't to be honest, Squaddie. When I did mine I just had to drive a Triumph Dolomite around for a bit, stopping on Church Road to perform my Emergency Stop, Three Point Turn and then Reverse Parking. Back down Chorley Old Road to the Test Centre which was just up from The Sally Upsteps, parked up for a quick Highway Code session and holy moly "Congratulations, Mr. Rioja. You've passed".

Still, they could've given me the thoery test if they'd have wanted too because with a score of 30/35 I'd have passed that 'n all! :wink:
Ye, your only supposed to take the test once Bruce :roll:
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:39 pm

Gertie wrote:YIKES I failed 24/35

Look out for a girl in a bug on the streets of Bolton (possibly with the tailgate open) singing to Take That.
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