Sam's Christmas presents.

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Sam's Christmas presents.

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:11 pm

From:

Jussi................ .........A Mortal Combat TV game. (Just so he knows what it's like)
Nicky Hunt................ A food voucher to be spent in any Little Lever Chipshop
Quinto Fortune............A gold-framed sick note.
Ricky Gardner.............A cover version by Bob Marley of John Leyton's "Remember Me"
Gary Speed................A membership for Gold's Gym.
The Abdoulaye Twins...An African death mask
Ivan Campo...............A Basque
Kevin Nolan...............A copy of the Captain Marvel Album.
Kev Davies................A gold-plated face mask
Nic Anelka.................A box of Turkish Delight
Ricky Vaz Te..............A pair of ice-skates
Tal Ben Haim.............A transfer request
El Hadji Diouf.............An orange shell suit with "Dad" on the back
Phil Gartside..............A gold-blocked 2006 diary with the dates changed in biro.

Go on, do your own.. :mrgreen:
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Post by officer_dibble » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:02 pm

Fortune should get one of them robot bodies like Krang in the turtles had
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:04 pm

I heard that Jussi gave Sam a load of womens knickers he'd been receiving in the post thinking Sam had been sending them to him

hmmmm I wonder who it could have been :wink:
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Post by Athers » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:10 pm

Jussi - How to tuck your shirt in DVD.

Hunt - A white manakin to put at the end of his garden that he has to look up at.

Diouf - A chauffuer

Anelka - Key to his handcuffs

Davies - Negative paternity test.

Nolan - Eric Cantona t-shirt with his goal against Liverpool in '94 cup final on.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:33 pm

what about the ones his agents have sent? they were on about a car, they must be minted :roll:
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