Footballers Behaving Badly
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Footballers Behaving Badly
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The 10 worst examples of footballers behaving badly
1 Frank Worthington (1972)
Vital ingredients Swedish girls, a move to Liverpool, an excess of sexual activity
The Seventies were football's Sixties - an era of promiscuous abandon - but even in those days Frank Worthington was a special talent. A notorious womaniser, the breakdown of his move to Liverpool in 1972 is one of the game's enduring urban legends. Having all but signed, the deal fell through because he failed a medical. The rumour was that he had a dose of the clap. In fact he had high blood pressure - but that was brought on by excessive sexual activity. Bill Shankly told him to have a break, and return for a second medical. Worthington went to Majorca, continued his lifestyle... and failed the medical again
2 Peter Shilton (1980)
Vital ingredients Booze, infidelity in a quiet country lane
Shilton was arrested for drink-driving after being found at 5am in a country lane with a woman called Tina in his car. When Tina's husband Colin arrived he said the pair were partially clothed. Shilton hurriedly drove away and crashed into a lamppost. He admitted 'taking a lady for a meal' and was fined £350 and banned from driving for 15 months. He then had to endure countless terrace chants of 'Shilton, Shilton, where's your wife?'
3 Peter Beagrie (1991)
Vital ingredients Booze, a motorcycle, a plate glass window
While on Everton's 1991 pre-season tour of Spain, Beagrie went on a boozy night out following a game with Real Sociedad. In the early hours he flagged down a Spanish motorcyclist who gave him a lift home. Upon arriving at his hotel he couldn't wake the night porter, so Beagrie commandeered the bemused Spaniard's bike, rode it up the hotel steps and straight through a plate glass window. Only it was the wrong hotel. Beagrie required 50 stitches.
4 Don Hutchison (1996)
Vital ingredients Booze, a Budweiser label, a bad tackle
While on holiday in Ayia Napa in 1994, an inebriated Hutchison hid his wedding tackle behind a Budweiser label. When a bystander's snaps appeared in the tabloids, his manager at Liverpool Roy Evans declared: 'If Hutchison is flashing his **** again that's out of order.' Hutchison had form. A year earlier he had spotted female students videoing their graduation celebrations in a wine bar, unzipped his flies and announced, 'Zoom in on this!' After the Ayia Napa incident he was fined £5,000, dropped, transfer-listed - and eventually shipped off to West Ham (where he was known to fans and team-mates as 'Budweiser').
5 George Best(1970)
Vital ingredients Football's best-known stud, an impending FA Cup semi-final
In terms of attracting women, Best even put Frank Worthington in the shade. His most notorious moment came when he was caught in flagrante delicto by his manager Wilf McGuinness at the team's hotel on the afternoon of Man Utd's FA Cup semi-final against Leeds in 1970. Best had chatted up the woman on the hotel's stairs. McGuinness wanted to send him home, and only the intervention of Sir Matt Busby enabled Best to play. 'He had an absolute nightmare,' McGuinness recalled. 'We drew 0-0 again, and George had the chance to win it, but fell over the ball in front of goal.'
6 Alan Shearer (1997)
Vital ingredients Booze, a national hero, Keith Gillespie sprawled on the ground
Newcastle's players went out on the town during a break in Dublin in 1997, a frolic that culminated in Phillipe Albert wearing a traffic cone on his head. Gillespie, meanwhile, was flicking bottle tops at Shearer. 'Al was saying, 'Do that one more time and I'll give you a good hiding,' David Batty reveals in his recently published autobiography. The pair went outside and then Batty saw a pair of legs in the air. 'We ran out to see Gillespie spark out in the gutter. There was blood everywhere. Allegedly, Keith had taken a swing as the two made their way towards the rear of the pub and Al had turned and decked him.'
7 Dwight Yorke
(with guest appearance from Mark Bosnich, 1998)
Vital ingredients Four girls, a hidden video, dressing up in women's clothing
Dwight Yorke's nocturnal activities in Manchester have attracted the displeasure of his manager Alex Ferguson on a number of occasions. His most notorious moment came when he secretly videoed a drink-fuelled sex romp involving himself, the then Villa keeper Mark Bosnich and four girls at his luxury house in Sutton Coldfield. The video showed Yorke and Bosnich giving thumbs-ups to the secret camera and wearing women's clothing. Yorke later threw the video out with his rubbish, but unfortunately for him a 'Sun reader' found it and the pictures were then shared with a disbelieving nation.
8 Jody Morris (2001)
Vital ingredients The Chelsea Four, nightclubs
Just when you thought footballers were beginning to learn how to behave themselves, Chelsea produce a youngster from another era. In the past two months alone, the 22-year-old has produced enough bad behaviour to warrant a place on this list. The Chelsea Four (Morris, plus Frank Lampard, John Terry, Eidur Gudjohnsen) spent the day after the World Trade Centre attacks getting drunk in front of grieving Americans in a Heathrow hotel. A month later Morris was involved in a nightclub fight. And he has form: including spending a night in the cells after being arrested for being drunk and disorderly after a binge in Wimbledon last year. Morris and pals were reported to police for fighting in a pub and lying in the road with their tops off.
9 Ally McCoist (2001)
Vital ingredients Patsy Kensit, an air hostess
It may come as a surprise to have a second entrant from this year, but like Jody Morris McCoist's remarkably bad behaviour recently could not be ignored. Not content with his affair with Patsy Kensit (an affair that he brought to an end, which made all the papers) it then transpired he didn't have one mistress but two. The second was 28-year-old air hostess Donna Gilbin, who didn't know about Patsy and was sure Patsy didn't know about her. 'He was a wonderful lover and he made me melt,' Donna told the People. 'But now I know that he's just a liar and a hypocrite. My world fell apart when the bombshell dropped.'
10 Tommy Tynan (1991)
Vital ingredients Booze, the game 'buzz', a kettle (used as a weapon)
As the Torquay team attempted to bond before the 1991 play-offs, a session of the drinking game 'buzz' was organised. When Tynan tried to break up an argument between his captain Wes Saunders and player-coach Russell Musker, Saunders punched Tynan, leaving him with a cut eye. The players then went to bed, but at 2am Tynan went to Saunders's room to seek vengeance and according to chairman Mike Bateson, 'he picked up the nearest thing handy, which was a kettle, and hit Wes with it'.
Obviously our own El-Hadji could push for a place in this list with his antics, any others?
The 10 worst examples of footballers behaving badly
1 Frank Worthington (1972)
Vital ingredients Swedish girls, a move to Liverpool, an excess of sexual activity
The Seventies were football's Sixties - an era of promiscuous abandon - but even in those days Frank Worthington was a special talent. A notorious womaniser, the breakdown of his move to Liverpool in 1972 is one of the game's enduring urban legends. Having all but signed, the deal fell through because he failed a medical. The rumour was that he had a dose of the clap. In fact he had high blood pressure - but that was brought on by excessive sexual activity. Bill Shankly told him to have a break, and return for a second medical. Worthington went to Majorca, continued his lifestyle... and failed the medical again
2 Peter Shilton (1980)
Vital ingredients Booze, infidelity in a quiet country lane
Shilton was arrested for drink-driving after being found at 5am in a country lane with a woman called Tina in his car. When Tina's husband Colin arrived he said the pair were partially clothed. Shilton hurriedly drove away and crashed into a lamppost. He admitted 'taking a lady for a meal' and was fined £350 and banned from driving for 15 months. He then had to endure countless terrace chants of 'Shilton, Shilton, where's your wife?'
3 Peter Beagrie (1991)
Vital ingredients Booze, a motorcycle, a plate glass window
While on Everton's 1991 pre-season tour of Spain, Beagrie went on a boozy night out following a game with Real Sociedad. In the early hours he flagged down a Spanish motorcyclist who gave him a lift home. Upon arriving at his hotel he couldn't wake the night porter, so Beagrie commandeered the bemused Spaniard's bike, rode it up the hotel steps and straight through a plate glass window. Only it was the wrong hotel. Beagrie required 50 stitches.
4 Don Hutchison (1996)
Vital ingredients Booze, a Budweiser label, a bad tackle
While on holiday in Ayia Napa in 1994, an inebriated Hutchison hid his wedding tackle behind a Budweiser label. When a bystander's snaps appeared in the tabloids, his manager at Liverpool Roy Evans declared: 'If Hutchison is flashing his **** again that's out of order.' Hutchison had form. A year earlier he had spotted female students videoing their graduation celebrations in a wine bar, unzipped his flies and announced, 'Zoom in on this!' After the Ayia Napa incident he was fined £5,000, dropped, transfer-listed - and eventually shipped off to West Ham (where he was known to fans and team-mates as 'Budweiser').
5 George Best(1970)
Vital ingredients Football's best-known stud, an impending FA Cup semi-final
In terms of attracting women, Best even put Frank Worthington in the shade. His most notorious moment came when he was caught in flagrante delicto by his manager Wilf McGuinness at the team's hotel on the afternoon of Man Utd's FA Cup semi-final against Leeds in 1970. Best had chatted up the woman on the hotel's stairs. McGuinness wanted to send him home, and only the intervention of Sir Matt Busby enabled Best to play. 'He had an absolute nightmare,' McGuinness recalled. 'We drew 0-0 again, and George had the chance to win it, but fell over the ball in front of goal.'
6 Alan Shearer (1997)
Vital ingredients Booze, a national hero, Keith Gillespie sprawled on the ground
Newcastle's players went out on the town during a break in Dublin in 1997, a frolic that culminated in Phillipe Albert wearing a traffic cone on his head. Gillespie, meanwhile, was flicking bottle tops at Shearer. 'Al was saying, 'Do that one more time and I'll give you a good hiding,' David Batty reveals in his recently published autobiography. The pair went outside and then Batty saw a pair of legs in the air. 'We ran out to see Gillespie spark out in the gutter. There was blood everywhere. Allegedly, Keith had taken a swing as the two made their way towards the rear of the pub and Al had turned and decked him.'
7 Dwight Yorke
(with guest appearance from Mark Bosnich, 1998)
Vital ingredients Four girls, a hidden video, dressing up in women's clothing
Dwight Yorke's nocturnal activities in Manchester have attracted the displeasure of his manager Alex Ferguson on a number of occasions. His most notorious moment came when he secretly videoed a drink-fuelled sex romp involving himself, the then Villa keeper Mark Bosnich and four girls at his luxury house in Sutton Coldfield. The video showed Yorke and Bosnich giving thumbs-ups to the secret camera and wearing women's clothing. Yorke later threw the video out with his rubbish, but unfortunately for him a 'Sun reader' found it and the pictures were then shared with a disbelieving nation.
8 Jody Morris (2001)
Vital ingredients The Chelsea Four, nightclubs
Just when you thought footballers were beginning to learn how to behave themselves, Chelsea produce a youngster from another era. In the past two months alone, the 22-year-old has produced enough bad behaviour to warrant a place on this list. The Chelsea Four (Morris, plus Frank Lampard, John Terry, Eidur Gudjohnsen) spent the day after the World Trade Centre attacks getting drunk in front of grieving Americans in a Heathrow hotel. A month later Morris was involved in a nightclub fight. And he has form: including spending a night in the cells after being arrested for being drunk and disorderly after a binge in Wimbledon last year. Morris and pals were reported to police for fighting in a pub and lying in the road with their tops off.
9 Ally McCoist (2001)
Vital ingredients Patsy Kensit, an air hostess
It may come as a surprise to have a second entrant from this year, but like Jody Morris McCoist's remarkably bad behaviour recently could not be ignored. Not content with his affair with Patsy Kensit (an affair that he brought to an end, which made all the papers) it then transpired he didn't have one mistress but two. The second was 28-year-old air hostess Donna Gilbin, who didn't know about Patsy and was sure Patsy didn't know about her. 'He was a wonderful lover and he made me melt,' Donna told the People. 'But now I know that he's just a liar and a hypocrite. My world fell apart when the bombshell dropped.'
10 Tommy Tynan (1991)
Vital ingredients Booze, the game 'buzz', a kettle (used as a weapon)
As the Torquay team attempted to bond before the 1991 play-offs, a session of the drinking game 'buzz' was organised. When Tynan tried to break up an argument between his captain Wes Saunders and player-coach Russell Musker, Saunders punched Tynan, leaving him with a cut eye. The players then went to bed, but at 2am Tynan went to Saunders's room to seek vengeance and according to chairman Mike Bateson, 'he picked up the nearest thing handy, which was a kettle, and hit Wes with it'.
Obviously our own El-Hadji could push for a place in this list with his antics, any others?
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Or Ian Walker nobbing a Vegas lap dancer.
My favourite was the tail of Chic Charnley......
"It was in my second spell at the Jags that the training incident that I am often associated with happened. We used Ruchill Park in Glasgow for our sessions and dogs were always running onto the pitch and nipping at our heels. We were always quite wary of them. Anyway, one day we were training and two guys came wandering along with a dog. We stopped to let them pass and it soon became clear they were up to their eyeballs with something. They started shouting abuse at us. So I stupidly said: "Come back at 12.30 and we'll finish this." They returned 10 minutes later with a Samurai sword. One of them started swinging it at the players. So I picked up a cone and swung it at the guy and he just about cut my right hand off. The more I think about it now the more stupid I think my actions were. Anyway, then they ran for it and Gerry Collins, Gordon Rae and I chased after them. Gordon managed to get a hold of the sword, snapped it over his knee and threw it over a fence. They were sorry boys by the time we had finished with them."
My favourite was the tail of Chic Charnley......
"It was in my second spell at the Jags that the training incident that I am often associated with happened. We used Ruchill Park in Glasgow for our sessions and dogs were always running onto the pitch and nipping at our heels. We were always quite wary of them. Anyway, one day we were training and two guys came wandering along with a dog. We stopped to let them pass and it soon became clear they were up to their eyeballs with something. They started shouting abuse at us. So I stupidly said: "Come back at 12.30 and we'll finish this." They returned 10 minutes later with a Samurai sword. One of them started swinging it at the players. So I picked up a cone and swung it at the guy and he just about cut my right hand off. The more I think about it now the more stupid I think my actions were. Anyway, then they ran for it and Gerry Collins, Gordon Rae and I chased after them. Gordon managed to get a hold of the sword, snapped it over his knee and threw it over a fence. They were sorry boys by the time we had finished with them."
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And another one to add....
Russell Hoult has been starring in a private porn video that has now made it into the public domain
Former Rams goalkeeper, Russell Hoult has been embarrassed by a video of himself and another man having sex with a woman, not Hoult‘s wife..
Hoult had been filmed while the sex act was being performed but the mobile phone on which it was captured was lost. The film was quickly sent via Blue Tooth far and wide.
This is not the first instance of outrageous sexual behaviour that Hoult, now with West Bromwich Albion, has been involved with.
Hoult is said to be embarrassed by the incident but a friend said “All those involved are good friends and what happened was supposed to stay between them. But the person filming lost his phone and the clip is being passed around on Bluetooth”
The 6ft 4 inch keeper, known as “Hotdog” during his time with the Rams was not available for comment after the incident
Russell Hoult has been starring in a private porn video that has now made it into the public domain
Former Rams goalkeeper, Russell Hoult has been embarrassed by a video of himself and another man having sex with a woman, not Hoult‘s wife..
Hoult had been filmed while the sex act was being performed but the mobile phone on which it was captured was lost. The film was quickly sent via Blue Tooth far and wide.
This is not the first instance of outrageous sexual behaviour that Hoult, now with West Bromwich Albion, has been involved with.
Hoult is said to be embarrassed by the incident but a friend said “All those involved are good friends and what happened was supposed to stay between them. But the person filming lost his phone and the clip is being passed around on Bluetooth”
The 6ft 4 inch keeper, known as “Hotdog” during his time with the Rams was not available for comment after the incident
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Mickey Thomas
Slept in the stands when he played for Chelsea as he never felt at home in the hotels round there.
Passed fake £5 & £10 notes around North Wales
...& finally, was lured by a woman he'd been knobbing to meet her again. This was, unfortunately for him, at the demand of the woman's husband. They drove down a quiet country lane & started shagging in the back of the car when the husband & a mate arrived. He was stabbed in his (bare) arse several times with a screwdriver.
Slept in the stands when he played for Chelsea as he never felt at home in the hotels round there.
Passed fake £5 & £10 notes around North Wales
...& finally, was lured by a woman he'd been knobbing to meet her again. This was, unfortunately for him, at the demand of the woman's husband. They drove down a quiet country lane & started shagging in the back of the car when the husband & a mate arrived. He was stabbed in his (bare) arse several times with a screwdriver.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
Sunderland Probe Sex Film Report -Hoolio wrote:The Sunderland 3.
http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/07122006/4/s ... eport.html
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Is that Sunderland probing a sex film report, or a film report on a sex movie called Sunderland Probesluffy wrote:Sunderland Probe Sex Film Report -Hoolio wrote:The Sunderland 3.
http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/07122006/4/s ... eport.html
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