Guys - do you get bored when dragged to the Supermarket ?
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Would imagine a couple of hundred spotty chavs chanting anything at them would be enough to put most women right off.David Lee's Hair wrote:We had one near us in East stand lower, she only came to a couple of games but the chants ofcommunistworkethic wrote:there's a top MILF in one of the boxes behind us in West Lowerboltonboris wrote:I don't mind Tesco, the one in Walkden is always full of MILFS
"MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!"
Seem to have put her off, not seen her for a while
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Who hasn't walked round anywhere humming the mission impossible / great escape tunes when bored?Raven wrote:GILF??? Goat![]()
I have done these
Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
In the kitchenware aisle, practiced the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the fetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." - do this one all the time
Also when approached by one of those blame and claim basts, when asked if I had recently had an accident I told them I had just shat myself.
Yes I am old enough to know far better and for some reasons my daughter and partner hate shopping with me
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