Madeley Calling Kettle Black

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:33 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6425989.stm

wonder how he'll react when people shake their fist at him for robbing them of dozens of pounds on their phone in last week

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:41 pm

Himself a shoplifter too...

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:42 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6425989.stm

wonder how he'll react when people shake their fist at him for robbing them of dozens of pounds on their phone in last week

Or when Supermarket Managers want their jars of coffee back

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:47 pm

It was a bottle of wine from Morrisons if I recall...........

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:49 pm

Twas no doubt Jade not-do-Goody who did it. She's a compulsive (repulsive?) fan of all thing tripe and probably voted a good few bob away. She'll probably use it at five-o'clock in the morning to ring Judy. Sort of a "Finnegan's Wake"

I'll get my coat.

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:49 pm

Batman wrote:It was a bottle of wine from Morrisons if I recall...........

Really? I thought it was coffee from Tescos.

It was defo George Oghani with an ironing board though!!

and didnt Sam get into trouble at B&Q towards the end of his playing days?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:56 pm

The jar of coffee was Stuart Hall, wasn't it?

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:01 pm

Richard Madeley wrote:"I'd just like to make a gesture at this point to the person who stole our daughter's mobile phone," Madeley said, shaking his fist at the camera.

Got to be quaking in their boots at the possibility of Madeley giving you a clout?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:07 pm

There were times when the couple drove to the studio in total silence, having rowed heavily in the morning and didn't recover their mood until half way through the show. Judy could only be so exasperated with Richard, because he was so hard on himself. He has come to regard his thoughtlessness as a sort of disability, he says. It has been with him from the start - he was nearly fired from his first job in broadcasting, on BBC Radio Carlisle, for speaking so fast he was incoherent. The scattiness culminated in 1990 when he was arrested for failing to pay for £100 worth of alcohol stacked at the front of his Tesco trolley. CCTV footage showed him strolling absent-mindedly out of the shop with no malevolent intent, but he was dragged through the papers and had to endure kids yelling "thief" at him in the streets for weeks afterwards.

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:15 pm

He was 'Punk of the Year' in 1979. Says it all.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:34 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:The jar of coffee was Stuart Hall, wasn't it?

I thought Stuart Hall was some sausages, wasn't he?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:36 pm

they're hardly likely to know if they've taken madeleys daughters phone are they?
these scally fecks pinch scores of phones daily, and secondly are they actually going to be watching his sure?

back to the drawing board madeley, phone crimetime

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:14 pm

It's a class war

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:25 pm

Batman wrote:It's a class war

i dunno its boring me

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:25 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:they're hardly likely to know if they've taken madeleys daughters phone are they?

Well, you don't know that, do you? Maybe having heard her parents talking utter shite to unsuspecting folk for years and years the mugger decided to do us all a favour and nip it in the bud as far as their daughter was concerned and stop her communicating from the off.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:35 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Batman wrote:It was a bottle of wine from Morrisons if I recall...........
Really? I thought it was coffee from Tescos.

It was defo George Oghani with an ironing board though!!

and didnt Sam get into trouble at B&Q towards the end of his playing days?

You may both be half right - wiki says champagne from Tescos...

Edit: Ooops, Batty seems to have included this bit of trivia already.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:40 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Batman wrote:It's a class war
i dunno its boring me

dur dum tish

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:24 pm

did you know that steve coogan based Alan Partridge on owd Dicky Madeley?

Luna · Post by **Luna** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:59 pm

Christ, they're making this out to be something huge, calling it an attack because she "had her hair pulled". Jesus.

Salford Trotter · Post by **Salford Trotter** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:09 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Batman wrote:It was a bottle of wine from Morrisons if I recall...........
Really? I thought it was coffee from Tescos.

It was defo George Oghani with an ironing board though!!

and didnt Sam get into trouble at B&Q towards the end of his playing days?

It was Sainsburys on Regent Road, Salford