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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:15 pm

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The 'Scotty to Hotty' fan club honour the WWE's tour of China by doing a collective 'worm'.
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Little Green Man » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:06 pm

And the WINNER is............


Bruce Rioja for his 'Jap's High'.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:25 pm

Thank-you very much. You're too kind by half.

Here you go:

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Post by blurred » Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:32 pm

Aquaplane

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:39 pm

blurred wrote:Aquaplane
I'll see your Aquaplane and raise you a...

Jetstream

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:40 pm

When I said "That Stelios bloke is treading water", I meant that bald chap who plays for Bolton.
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:44 pm

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.

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Post by blurred » Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:55 pm

Budget constraints at Easyjet lead to cutbacks in training pilots in 'emergency landings on water'.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:12 pm

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The passengers of Easy Jet, complained of yet another money saving rip off, after being told that for £50.00 they can now fly directly to Blackpool!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:34 pm

Mackem traveling fans rediverted the River Wear to get their own back on easyJet for slur on Niall Quinn's disco pants at Bristol airport.
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Post by Nozza » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:20 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Mackem traveling fans rediverted the River Wear to get their own back on easyJet for slur on Niall Quinn's disco pants at Bristol airport.
:lol:

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:22 pm

Hoolio wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:Mackem traveling fans rediverted the River Wear to get their own back on easyJet for slur on Niall Quinn's disco pants at Bristol airport.
:lol:

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Alas, you are not the judge, Hoolio.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:06 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Thank-you very much. You're too kind by half.

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Easyjet's new pilot totally misunderstood " Line up on the Tower" when returning to Manchester Airport.
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:29 pm

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easyjet new route: New Orleans

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:35 pm

Tears of grief flood John Lennon Airport after a chicken carcass is found near the runway.

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Post by Nozza » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:37 pm

EasyCruise takes a different line of approach.
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:25 am

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Post by Backgammon » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:48 am

The survivors of 'Alive' decided the best way to have the cabin crew was to shallow boil them in the plane, then wash them down with a nice ice tea…
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Post by blurred » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:23 pm

communistworkethic wrote:aqua-plane
Great minds, eh? :wink2:
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Post by Nozza » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:29 pm

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communistworkethic wrote:aqua-plane
Great minds, eh? :wink2:
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Dumb minds never differ. :wink:
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