Premiership Awards

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:15 pm

Team of the Season- Unfortunately, I think it's the rags

Player of the Season- Drogba - one man team

Young Player of the Season- That c*nt Ronaldo more's the pity

Overacchievers- Reading. They'll go down next year

Underachievers- West Ham

Bargain buy- Martins- not cheap at £10m but I think he's gonna get better and better.

Worst signing- Andriy Shevchenko, without doubt

Wanker of the Season- Nigel Reo-Coker - absolute penis

Manager of The Season- Coppell - this year's Wiggin

Unsung hero- Primus - we should sign him

Your Team's Player of the Season- Jussi.

Prediction for next year- Reading to go down

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Luna · Post by **Luna** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:35 am

I'd have preferred Berbatov to Martins.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:39 am

Luna wrote:I'd have preferred Berbatov to Martins.

Not scored enough goals - Heskey has more than Berbatov

Dr.Karl · Post by **Dr.Karl** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:02 am

Batman wrote:
Luna wrote:I'd have preferred Berbatov to Martins.

Not scored enough goals - Heskey has more than Berbatov

Eh? When was 20 goals less than 10?

Oh and I'll think you'll find Berbatov has scored more than Martins or are we just counting Premiership alone? Either way Berbatov is my choice too.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:29 am

Dr.Karl wrote:
Batman wrote:
Luna wrote:I'd have preferred Berbatov to Martins.

Not scored enough goals - Heskey has more than Berbatov
Eh? When was 20 goals less than 10? Oh and I'll think you'll find Berbatov has scored more than Martins or are we just counting Premiership alone? Either way Berbatov is my choice too.

Yeah, you beat me to it - in all competitions Martins is 17 from 43 games and Berbatov is 20 from 44.

Berbatov is a much better footballer than Martins. Martins is a good athlete, but he's not that skilful or clever. Not a bargain at £10million.

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:24 am

I can't see players that cost 10 or 11 millions as bargins of the season.

I'd say that players like Kanu (scored stupid amount of goals in the first half of the season), Lescott (made the jump from Championship to Premiership without a problem)and Sibereski (looked like a shithouse at City but has done incredibly well at the toon, scoring important goals during a striker injury problem) are better bargins....

Athers · Post by **Athers** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:32 am

Bargain of the year - Benni McCarthy....

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:34 am

Athers wrote:Bargain of the year - Benni McCarthy....

By a mile - god damn dingles!!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:59 am

I largely agree with Batman on this:

Team of the Season- Man United

Player of the Season- Ronaldo

Young Player of the Season- Ronaldo

Overacchievers- Reading. Great season from them.

Underachievers- West Ham

Bargain buy- McCarthy's been good business, and Arbeloa's made a promising start for us.

Worst signing- Andriy Shevchenko (purely because of the amount he cost - there have been worse players signed, though).

Wanker of the Season- Will come back to this...

Manager of The Season- Coppell

Unsung hero- Steve Finnan

Your Team's Player of the Season- Jamie Carragher

Prediction for next year- Chelsea not to win the league

Loyal White · Post by **Loyal White** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:45 pm

Team of the Season- Man United (unfortunately)

Player of the Season- Essien, an absolute tool but has been unbelievably good for Chelsea this year.

Young Player of the Season- Ronaldo

Overacchievers- Reading

Underachievers- Manchester City

Bargain buy- Benni McCarthy

Worst signing- I disagree with the Shevchenko comments, he's been a decent signing for Chelsea - if it wasn't for him Drogba wouldn't have half as many goals. For bad signings i'd be looking at Mascherano for West Ham, Pennant for Liverpool and any of the shite that City have bought.

Wanker of the Season- Stephen Hunt, what he did to Cech was a disgrace. Diouf can be a tosser at times but he hasn't ever nearly killed someone, some people should have some perspective.

Manager of The Season- Can't argue with Coppell

Unsung hero- Essien again

Your Team's Player of the Season- A poor season for the majority but Jaaskelainen probably

Prediction for next year- The Premier League will turn out the same old shite.