Sheryl Crow talks shite

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:33 pm

eco-nonsense from the squawking harridan....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:36 pm

Bollocks!

Scrunchers of the world, unite!

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:43 pm

communistworkethic wrote:eco-nonsense from the squawking harridan....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Squawking harridan? How dare you sir. Shes a musical genius as well as a fox! If I had Michs bottle you'd be getting a back hander any day soon, you bounder.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:45 pm

Perhaos she should release

"All I wanna do is wipe my bum"

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:46 pm

So that's why she was peeling the labels off her bottles of Bud...

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:47 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:eco-nonsense from the squawking harridan....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
Squawking harridan? How dare you sir. Shes a musical genius as well as a fox! If I had Michs bottle you'd be getting a back hander any day soon, you bounder.

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:51 pm

blurred wrote:So that's why she was peeling the labels off her bottles of Bud...

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:00 pm

Couldn't make it up could you?.

Maybe I can be excused for my reaction to this, coming from an era when torn-up newspaper squares did what scented, air-bubble cushioned, comfort rolls do now. (Got a bit posher later with those San-Izal thingies that popped out of steel boxes; pretty good as tracing paper too). Cor, what some people will do for publicity. Must have a different kind of shit than me. I haven't found out how to programme it to only need one piece-or ten, for that matter at times.Is there an instruction manual downloadable, or a special dispensation after curry meals?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:05 pm

Maybe it's her diet of Matabele Gumbo beans that mean she can crap through the eye of a needle. Mind you it's only rich popstars that can afford them, right pricey so they are.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:06 pm

Aye TD, has this woman never had a shite that just splatters the entire bowl??

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:07 pm

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:09 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Must have a different kind of shit than me

My thoughts exactly. I'll go through half a roll on a saturday morning after sending my message to Australia...

a1 · Post by a1 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:16 pm

communistworkethic wrote:eco-nonsense from the squawking harridan....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

she better get inventing that 3 shells thing offa demolition man ..

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:28 pm

I wonder how she's planning to police this. Will bog roll use be metered like water?

I can just see the next Andrex product. Bog roll with extra long pieces. Of course the puppies will be put down. The amounts those little buggers waste.

Athers · Post by **Athers** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:33 pm

Perhaps she should enlighten us all with the most efficient and eco-friendly techniques.