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Post by cowdrill » Tue May 08, 2007 12:48 pm

i went in a chippie in Tranmere once and bought a chip batch :shock:


(chip barm)
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 08, 2007 1:08 pm

cowdrill wrote:i went in a chippie in Tranmere once and bought a chip batch :shock:


(chip barm)
What the hell is that???

Something fat bxstards put on their arm? :roll:
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Post by cowdrill » Tue May 08, 2007 1:09 pm

its what they call a chip barm!


you..do know what a chip barm is? :shock:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 08, 2007 1:11 pm

cowdrill wrote:its what they call a chip barm!


you..do know what a chip barm is? :shock:

Aye, but only with scraps! :D
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Post by cowdrill » Tue May 08, 2007 1:17 pm

i work with people that eat pastie-barms


now thats not right at all
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Post by Idiot Wind » Tue May 08, 2007 1:20 pm

cowdrill wrote:i work with people that eat pastie-barms


now thats not right at all
Before my training I would regularly partake in a pastie barm!!!
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Post by perfan » Tue May 08, 2007 1:20 pm

I used to work in a food shop and people used to order cheese and onion pie on a barm.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue May 08, 2007 1:21 pm

Chip shops should sell fish, chips and peas. Bakeries should sell bread, barms..whatever. It was only when they got mixed up that problems started. A chip buty was something you made at home. Don't take rocket science; if you want chip butties for lunch, take bread and butter from home and buy chips. Easy. :wink:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 08, 2007 1:22 pm

cowdrill wrote:i work with people that eat pastie-barms


now thats not right at all
I love em, especailly with salad cream! Lush! :twisted:
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue May 08, 2007 1:23 pm

cowdrill wrote:i work with people that eat pastie-barms


now thats not right at all
always used to have them at 6th form from the bakers opposite morris green
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Post by Epitaph » Tue May 08, 2007 2:38 pm

Idiot Wind wrote:
cowdrill wrote:i work with people that eat pastie-barms


now thats not right at all
Before my training I would regularly partake in a pastie barm!!!
Pastie barms are legendary, it's funny asking southerners if they've ever had one.
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue May 08, 2007 3:12 pm

Sardine and tomato paste rocks
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Post by Pete » Tue May 08, 2007 4:53 pm

*and as Pete come out of his daydream, he realises that he's reading random people's opinions on paste*

surely we have better things to be doing?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 08, 2007 6:30 pm

cowdrill wrote:i work with people that eat pastie-barms


now thats not right at all
You, Mr Cowdrill, need to get yourself to your nearest available Carr's Pasties shop and right a wrong.

My favourite sandwich, by the way, is peanut butter & Marmite. A taste sensation!
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue May 08, 2007 6:42 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote: My favourite sandwich, by the way, is peanut butter & Marmite. A taste sensation!
Marmite is the devil's spunk. Allegedly!

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 08, 2007 6:55 pm

Idiot Wind wrote:
cowdrill wrote:i work with people that eat pastie-barms


now thats not right at all
Before my training I would regularly partake in a pastie barm!!!

Pastie barm?!?!?




Pastie barm?!?!?




Pastie.......................................and a barm?!?!?!
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Post by Dr.Karl » Tue May 08, 2007 7:04 pm

My mate met a similar reaction to soldier when he asked for a pastie barm in Nottingham, except they didn't have a clue what a barm was either! They call them "cobs". :crazy:
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Post by cowdrill » Tue May 08, 2007 7:27 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
cowdrill wrote:i work with people that eat pastie-barms


now thats not right at all
You, Mr Cowdrill, need to get yourself to your nearest available Carr's Pasties shop and right a wrong.

my mate knows Andy Carr of the pastie empire and he told him if you saw the shit they put in them you wouldnt go near a Carrs pastie ever again!


that said they are teh shit
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 08, 2007 9:02 pm

cowdrill wrote: my mate knows Andy Carr of the pastie empire and he told him if you saw the shit they put in them you wouldnt go near a Carrs pastie ever again!


that said they are teh shit
I can well imagine, but please, leave me bliss in my ignorance! :?
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue May 08, 2007 9:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
cowdrill wrote:i work with people that eat pastie-barms


now thats not right at all
You, Mr Cowdrill, need to get yourself to your nearest available Carr's Pasties shop and right a wrong.

My favourite sandwich, by the way, is peanut butter & Marmite. A taste sensation!
you sick, sick man
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