TW Caption Competition Part 2

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:47 pm

"Muuuuum, I've found this piece of paper on the floor. I think someone may of dropped it. It says 'Dear Mr Gartside, I would be delighted to play for your team. Please send a reply to this fax and I will be on the very next plane, Yours sincerely, Rivaldo"

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:53 pm

A young Craig Allardyce practicing passing envelopes to family member, Mrs Allardyce in preparation for a future career in football

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:57 pm

Unfortunately, the paper obscured the on rushing Jonny Wilkinson.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:33 pm

Who the hell's Dujon?

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Porrohman · Post by **Porrohman** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:39 pm

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Little sammy lee bends over backwards to get Mrs Nakata to sign Hidetoshi again.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:39 pm

It was unfortunate for Jonny that he was intently listening to the emergency landing drill as the wind changed.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:45 pm

"Cut chunks out of my felt red carpet will you, you little turd! Ooop stand by, the bulls just noticed it"

Manny · Post by **Manny** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:48 pm

Little Jimmys mum was too shocked to look as his afternoon magic show ended with him pulling the original script of Kevin Costners "Field of Dreams" from his arse.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:13 am

Mrs Chan soon regretted asking the genie to transform Mr Chan into a sexual contortionist, whose helmet hovered just above his boots and that couldn't take his hands off her flaps.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:02 am

Manny wrote:

Little Jimmys mum was too shocked to look as his afternoon magic show ended with him pulling the original script of Kevin Costners "Field of Dreams" from his arse.

In the absence of anyone going for a reference to what I thought was a glaringly obvious "stealing bases" ... Manny is teh WINNER for referring to the cringeworthy baseball flick. Over to you, Mr Road-Terrace.....

Manny · Post by **Manny** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:47 am

Fantastic, my first win!

Ok here we go.................................

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:46 am

fanny didn't like it when her pussy got too wet

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:58 am

Ominous background music announces the arrival of........

PAWS.

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boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:26 am

I've already had a winner on this picture.

It was.....

"Saucer of milk.. Tray Man"

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:14 pm

"Great White Death my arse!!" Tiddles thought as she finished picking her teeth with a shark tooth.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:48 pm

communistworkethic wrote:In the absence of anyone going for a reference to what I thought was a glaringly obvious "stealing bases"

Obvious? "Stealing bases"? Que?

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:03 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:In the absence of anyone going for a reference to what I thought was a glaringly obvious "stealing bases"
Obvious? "Stealing bases"? Que?

The kid is playing little league baseball and the woman is the third base coach. The kid seems more interest in playing with the base than standing on it prepared to score (it is supposed to stay on the ground and the kid lifted it). 'Stealing a base' is standard baseball terminology for running to the next base without a hit by being fast enough to outrun the catcher's throw. Therefore commie refers to a glaringly obvious pun.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:14 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:In the absence of anyone going for a reference to what I thought was a glaringly obvious "stealing bases"
Obvious? "Stealing bases"? Que?
The kid is playing little league baseball and the woman is the third base coach. The kid seems more interest in playing with the base than standing on it prepared to score. 'Stealing a base' is standard baseball terminology for running to the next base without a hit by being fast enough enough to outrun the catcher's throw. Therefore commie refers to a glaringly obvious pu.

PU, stands for 'piss-up' in my house, Monty, and nothing else. The rest of what you've just ran through only just clears things up. How either you, or especially Commie, could ever imagine Baseball terminoligy to be 'obvious' is, at least, anal, and at best simply ridiculous. I'll have a word with him on Sunday, perhaps start shouting "Get in the hole" as he tees off on a 550 yard par five!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:52 pm

after today perhaps you should

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:05 pm

Reet, nothing happening on this front. So hereyar:

If you can't come up with a caption for this, your on the wrong site!

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