The TW Open 2007

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do we want another TW Open?

yes
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no
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don't care
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golf is for fat middle aged men with awful jumpers and faggots (the Cowdrill option)
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51%
 
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:02 pm

ratbert wrote:Surely this is the right photo for blurred? :wink:

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Or maybe..... :wink:

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:14 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
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Besides there are plenty of prizes to play for.
Let me assure you, gentlemen. Commie has done us sooooo proud this year that I'm considering switching banks! :shock:
switch now and you could receive..... I f*** I really need to switch off when I leave the office
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:22 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:

Besides there are plenty of prizes to play for.
Let me assure you, gentlemen. Commie has done us sooooo proud this year that I'm considering switching banks! :shock:
that and there's £100 if you move
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:34 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:

Besides there are plenty of prizes to play for.
Let me assure you, gentlemen. Commie has done us sooooo proud this year that I'm considering switching banks! :shock:
switch now and you could receive..... I f*** I really need to switch off when I leave the office
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:52 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:

Besides there are plenty of prizes to play for.
Let me assure you, gentlemen. Commie has done us sooooo proud this year that I'm considering switching banks! :shock:
that and there's £100 if you move
Fecking hell, I've got HRG doing it for me!!
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:02 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
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No worries, fella. I can run you back later if the boy in the pink trousers (inside leg 22) can't, so no worries on that score either.
Is this the golf equivalent of mind games? :wink:
If it is, it's a poor effort and has to be improved upon if they're going to stop us taking the pairs title, Tango.
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blurred wrote:Am I down as Nick Dougherty there, Tango? That'd do me!
Probably, but I doubt Luke Donald would be thrilled. :wink:
Ah right, couldn't tell from the small photie. Thought you'd gone the scouse angle on me and given me Dougherty (although he's from Bootle or somewhere up the coast, but he's local enough) :)

Looking forward to this, now.
Luke Donald is from Hertfordshire, which is a fair bit closer to Kent than Bootle. :D
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:16 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
If it is, it's a poor effort and has to be improved upon if they're going to stop us taking the pairs title, Tango.
hmm pairs haven't been drawn yet, so your "we" is presumptuous at best
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:19 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
If it is, it's a poor effort and has to be improved upon if they're going to stop us taking the pairs title, Tango.
hmm pairs haven't been drawn yet, so your "we" is presumptuous at best
Ah, sorry - hadn't read it properly.
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Post by blurred » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:36 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
ratbert wrote:Surely this is the right photo for blurred? :wink:

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Or maybe..... :wink:

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Not with this year's punitive handicaps, it isn't! No chance!
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Post by BoltonBilly » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:28 am

Excellent! I'll be there a shade before 11.

Does anyone need a lift? I've had a little read of the thread and I think everyone is sorted, however if anyone's circumstances change feel free to phone me on 07919320100. I will be doing nothing on the Sunday morning except relaxing with Miss Mischief before she goes to work, ironically at Bolton Golf Club! So I could always help out if someones high and dry last minute.

If it doesn't stop fcukin raining those three holes down the botton by the railway are going to be a swamp!
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:15 am

BoltonBilly wrote:Excellent! I'll be there a shade before 11.

Does anyone need a lift? I've had a little read of the thread and I think everyone is sorted, however if anyone's circumstances change feel free to phone me on 07919320100. I will be doing nothing on the Sunday morning except relaxing with Miss Mischief before she goes to work, ironically at Bolton Golf Club! So I could always help out if someones high and dry last minute.

If it doesn't stop fcukin raining those three holes down the botton by the railway are going to be a swamp!
They were on sunday - preferred lies were in operation!
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Post by blurred » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:31 am

Sounds good to me - I like a nice game of golf in the wet :)
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:46 am

forecast for bolton is predominantly sunny from Friday
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Post by Dr Hotdog » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:11 pm

I am so very glad i've got some proper and comfortable golf shoes.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:18 pm

Dr Hotdog wrote:I am so very glad i've got some proper and comfortable golf shoes.
I'm glad I have two pairs as the other ones may not dry out before september
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Post by BoltonBilly » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:02 pm

Dr Hotdog wrote:I am so very glad i've got some proper and comfortable golf shoes.
My Footjoys leak, my wets were stolen as was my all weather glove, my brolly broke round Shawhill and I hate playing in the rain.
CWE wrote: forecast for bolton is predominantly sunny from Friday
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:51 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Just come back from some of the best days I've ever had, playing in the international students matchplay in Inglostadt, Bavaria.

Unfortunately the team Cambridge fielded was well under-strength (hence my inclusion!) and was more of a social four than a team capable of winning, so we finished 12th out of the 26th universities there from Europe, USA and South Africa. Crucially, however, 12th was better than Oxford managed, and happily the trophy did come back home to England in the luggage of Exeter University, who had a team of unbelievable golfers, one of whom shot 67 on what was a very difficult golf course.
Tango - it's funny how life can sometimes imitate art, especially when an English team wins the trophy and lets the also-rans at 12th share in the victory for the St George's cross.

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Post by blurred » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:31 pm

Your drinking partner appears surprised...
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:51 pm

or he's giving a midget a blow job
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:39 pm

You are standing on the tee of the scariest hole in golf, the 8th at Royal Troon. Known as the Postage Stamp it is only 127 yards from tee to green. A mere wedge shot, no problem. And then....miss that green and tear your card up. I know, I was there. :evil:
The "green" is that bit straight ahead.

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