TW Caption Competition Part 2

cophilie · Post by **cophilie** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:57 pm

Most pantomime artists hated the rigmarole of the 'he's behind you' section,but Carlos had always loved it.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:12 pm

"What is it that Dioufy fella does?"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:30 am

WINNER

top observation skills from Bruce, who I fear may be Derren Brown, having read my mind on the answer to this one......

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Wisely, Tevez shields his ears from Mick Hucknall.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:41 am

Cheers Commie.

Ahead of tomorrow's big event:

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:57 am

rumours that commie was like a bear with a sore head when he wasn't playing well were not without foundation

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:11 am

Sh1t! I thought it was supposed to be an eagle at the ninth!

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:16 am

"It does say "Golden Bear" on your bag"
"I know, i thought that was a brand name"

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:17 am

communistworkethic wrote:WINNER

top observation skills from Bruce, who I fear may be Derren Brown, having read my mind on the answer to this one......

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Wisely, Tevez shields his ears from Mick Hucknall.

some group of chav bints on the train the other day asked me if i was simply red

anyone who's met me on here know that i am not exactly at mick hucknall's level of curlyness

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:02 pm

Bench couldn't bear to leave the ball behind

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:52 pm

When G.Adams appeared on the four ball list no one expected his caddy to be quite so biased.

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cophilie · Post by **cophilie** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:59 pm

"Drunken Golfers Flee Waxwork Bear"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:39 pm

Tiger Woods has a fluffy tiger head cover as a mascot but when Bear Grylls was invited to a Pro-am he was taking the piss with his.

bobby5 · Post by **bobby5** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:42 pm

Oh look. There's a bear. Run!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:51 pm

If you go playing your woods today your sure of a big surprise!

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:35 pm

Gertie was none too happy to have been woken up to Commies caddy

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:16 pm

Golfers discover that it's not only bears that shit in the woods.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:39 am

It seemed the other players were intimidated by the mere presence of Jack Nicklaus

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:26 pm

"Thats nothing. We had a Tiger on here last week"

Manny · Post by **Manny** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:31 pm

"I don't know what he does in the woods but I certainly have in my trousers!"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:35 pm

I tell you, this has been really difficult. Some cracking entries, and truth be known, I feel like a bit of a nice person having to pick a winner. However, duty calls, and for the quite splendid entwining of golf and Teddybears:

WINNER

Soldier - you're up (and I bet I'm not the first bloke to say that to you either

)

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

If you go playing your woods today your sure of a big surprise!

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