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Snickers will be returned to their proper name - marathon
All chocolate bars will be returned to the size they were when we were kids, not the shrunken versions peddled now.
The words bap, teacake, roll and breadcake are to be banned when referring to what is clearly a barmcake.
Chippies must serve gravy, and not that watery shite they try and pass off as gravy.
Old people who smell of wee will be given free soap and deodorant, this will also be available to special needs cases such as Mich Upton.
Michael Barrymore and Bobby Davro will never appear on TV again.
No more reality auditioning shows will be permitted to be commission and all those responsible for DanceX will be forced to walk barefoot over razor blades while chewing glass and juggling chainsaws.
Jodie Marsh, Ruby Wax, Victoria Beckham and Pete Doherty will be illegal.
Any "singer" who is actually just talking really - the streets, just jack, lily allen and that annoying cockney bird, will be made to perform for free for 30 hours per week to te residents of Broadmoor.
All chocolate bars will be returned to the size they were when we were kids, not the shrunken versions peddled now.
The words bap, teacake, roll and breadcake are to be banned when referring to what is clearly a barmcake.
Chippies must serve gravy, and not that watery shite they try and pass off as gravy.
Old people who smell of wee will be given free soap and deodorant, this will also be available to special needs cases such as Mich Upton.
Michael Barrymore and Bobby Davro will never appear on TV again.
No more reality auditioning shows will be permitted to be commission and all those responsible for DanceX will be forced to walk barefoot over razor blades while chewing glass and juggling chainsaws.
Jodie Marsh, Ruby Wax, Victoria Beckham and Pete Doherty will be illegal.
Any "singer" who is actually just talking really - the streets, just jack, lily allen and that annoying cockney bird, will be made to perform for free for 30 hours per week to te residents of Broadmoor.
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kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Hmmm think this might need some work - not sure I'd want to remove VAT from posh biscuits eaten by posh people. There are proper biscuits like Digestives that should be VAT free, but I'm not so sure about Fox's "Big Softies"....Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Keep talkin' guv'norcommunistworkethic wrote:VAT will be removed from biscuits
I'm listenin'
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whoah, you're jumping ahead there W4E!
Do you think that I'd be so silly as to give a taxt break like that to the undeserving without balancing it elsewhere? Oh no....
100% tax on tea that has it's own name , like "earl grey" or "lapsansuchong"
200% tax on doilies and cake stands
cutting sandwiches in to triangular quarters and removing the crusts is to be banned
Do you think that I'd be so silly as to give a taxt break like that to the undeserving without balancing it elsewhere? Oh no....
100% tax on tea that has it's own name , like "earl grey" or "lapsansuchong"
200% tax on doilies and cake stands
cutting sandwiches in to triangular quarters and removing the crusts is to be banned
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely
kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Mighty impressed mate - coupla points...communistworkethic wrote:Snickers will be returned to their proper name - marathon
All chocolate bars will be returned to the size they were when we were kids, not the shrunken versions peddled now.
The words bap, teacake, roll and breadcake are to be banned when referring to what is clearly a barmcake.
Chippies must serve gravy, and not that watery shite they try and pass off as gravy.
Old people who smell of wee will be given free soap and deodorant, this will also be available to special needs cases such as Mich Upton.
Michael Barrymore and Bobby Davro will never appear on TV again.
No more reality auditioning shows will be permitted to be commission and all those responsible for DanceX will be forced to walk barefoot over razor blades while chewing glass and juggling chainsaws.
Jodie Marsh, Ruby Wax, Victoria Beckham and Pete Doherty will be illegal.
Any "singer" who is actually just talking really - the streets, just jack, lily allen and that annoying cockney bird, will be made to perform for free for 30 hours per week to te residents of Broadmoor.
Don't stop at Snickers - please do Starburst as well.
Barmcakes is a sure-fire winner
As well as gravy chippies need to do mushy peas and "pay-wet" barms
Please add Jordan and that tosser she's married to onto the banned list
No more reality auditioning shows will be permitted to be commission and all those responsible for DanceX will be forced to walk barefoot over razor blades while chewing glass and juggling chainsaws. maybe you could put this one on air as the "Last reality show on British TV"
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WOoah hang on there only you lot call 'em fookin barmcakes. I want that offending item removed from the manifesto.communistworkethic wrote:Snickers will be returned to their proper name - marathon
All chocolate bars will be returned to the size they were when we were kids, not the shrunken versions peddled now.
The words bap, teacake, roll and breadcake are to be banned when referring to what is clearly a barmcake.
Chippies must serve gravy, and not that watery shite they try and pass off as gravy.
Old people who smell of wee will be given free soap and deodorant, this will also be available to special needs cases such as Mich Upton.
Michael Barrymore and Bobby Davro will never appear on TV again.
No more reality auditioning shows will be permitted to be commission and all those responsible for DanceX will be forced to walk barefoot over razor blades while chewing glass and juggling chainsaws.
Jodie Marsh, Ruby Wax, Victoria Beckham and Pete Doherty will be illegal.
Any "singer" who is actually just talking really - the streets, just jack, lily allen and that annoying cockney bird, will be made to perform for free for 30 hours per week to te residents of Broadmoor.
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Nooooo - a bap is something laydee's have two of, a teacake has currants in it, a roll is a long thin piece of bread and not something that's bin lid shaped and a breadcake has just been made up by someone with too much time on their hands and no intelligence. Barmcake every time please!superjohnmcginlay wrote:WOoah hang on there only you lot call 'em fookin barmcakes. I want that offending item removed from the manifesto.communistworkethic wrote:Snickers will be returned to their proper name - marathon
All chocolate bars will be returned to the size they were when we were kids, not the shrunken versions peddled now.
The words bap, teacake, roll and breadcake are to be banned when referring to what is clearly a barmcake.
Chippies must serve gravy, and not that watery shite they try and pass off as gravy.
Old people who smell of wee will be given free soap and deodorant, this will also be available to special needs cases such as Mich Upton.
Michael Barrymore and Bobby Davro will never appear on TV again.
No more reality auditioning shows will be permitted to be commission and all those responsible for DanceX will be forced to walk barefoot over razor blades while chewing glass and juggling chainsaws.
Jodie Marsh, Ruby Wax, Victoria Beckham and Pete Doherty will be illegal.
Any "singer" who is actually just talking really - the streets, just jack, lily allen and that annoying cockney bird, will be made to perform for free for 30 hours per week to te residents of Broadmoor.
I'm with the Super John, I've not ever called them barmcakes in my life. They're bread rolls. Cakes have cream and jam in them.
(I've lived in Bolton for most of my life what happened to my upbringing??)
Can only fit and sexy guys be made to work on building projects in the summer wearing tight white vests which they later remove leaving them smooth and bare chested.
thanks
(I've lived in Bolton for most of my life what happened to my upbringing??)
Can only fit and sexy guys be made to work on building projects in the summer wearing tight white vests which they later remove leaving them smooth and bare chested.
thanks
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sorry Gertie, I'm all for "inclusion" but I have to draw the line at crackpot ideas like those.
Obviously, SJM is a puppet of Zionist conspiracy, a trumped up poppinjay whose machinations are less than cromulent.
Obviously, SJM is a puppet of Zionist conspiracy, a trumped up poppinjay whose machinations are less than cromulent.
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely
kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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2 suggestions... any one who types in txt language consistently or any one who walks round or sits on a bus/train with their phone playing shite music really loudly has the word tw*t branded on their forehead
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3 very sensible suggestions again there, happy to put them in.
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