The Greatest EVER................Martial Arts movie

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:09 am

For me it has to be Jackie Chan - Armour of God.

Some of the most incredible and dangerous stunts ever filmed, mixed with none stop action and fights, while following an Indiana Jones type storyline. Jackie Chan at his very best!

Though this only just pipped Ong-Bak by a whisker.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:07 am

jackie chan - drunken master

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:16 am

None. Karate is for puffs.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:04 am

Nozza wrote:None. Karate is for puffs.

just as well very few feature karate then.

bobby5 · Post by **bobby5** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:38 pm

Ong Bak

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:47 pm

communistworkethic wrote:jackie chan - drunken master

Correct. That film is legendary.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:07 pm

Hero.

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:34 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Nozza wrote:None. Karate is for puffs.
just as well very few feature karate then.

It's all Karate, or Karate with a different name.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:35 pm

Nozza wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Nozza wrote:None. Karate is for puffs.
just as well very few feature karate then.
It's all Karate, or Karate with a different name.

Showing your ignorance there Nozza. Try telling that to the Kenpo, Thai boxers, Akeido, Judo and Ju-Jitsu lads. Thos apart there are many different disciplines of them all, including Karate.

Manny · Post by **Manny** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:19 pm

This is the best martial arts film ever.........AFRO NINJA!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:17 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Nozza wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Nozza wrote:None. Karate is for puffs.
just as well very few feature karate then.
It's all Karate, or Karate with a different name.
Showing your ignorance there Nozza. Try telling that to the Kenpo, Thai boxers, Akeido, Judo and Ju-Jitsu lads. Thos apart there are many different disciplines of them all, including Karate.

Lets see how all that fancy standing and posing helps them in a proper fight - ootside a pub.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:32 pm

Nozza wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Nozza wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Nozza wrote:None. Karate is for puffs.
just as well very few feature karate then.
It's all Karate, or Karate with a different name.
Showing your ignorance there Nozza. Try telling that to the Kenpo, Thai boxers, Akeido, Judo and Ju-Jitsu lads. Thos apart there are many different disciplines of them all, including Karate.
Lets see how all that fancy standing and posing helps them in a proper fight - ootside a pub.

You mean four to one and somebody clouting you from behind with a bottle? "Proper" fights (ie, one on one) are a thing of the past buddy. One on one I'll back the martial arts man every time.

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:35 pm

A martial arts man would obliterate a wannabe hardnut idiot in a pub. I have seen this type of thing.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:44 pm

Daxter wrote:A martial arts man would obliterate a wannabe hardnut idiot in a pub. I have seen this type of thing.

Somehow Dax (respectfully) at sixteen, I doubt it. True martial arts guys never get in fights if they can help it. One doubling as a club bouncer is a man to seriously avoid. However hard someone is there's always someone around who'll beat them. If you want to know about real hard men, read "The Govenor", Lennie McLean's (true) life story. Or ask Commie about Trev Roberts. I could tell you tales.......

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:00 pm

yes Nozza, Trevor Roberts is a 7th Dan in Jui Jitsu, 4th Dan Judo and 3rd dan in the Russian Martial art of Sambo, former worls light heavyweight JuiJitsu Champion- he is a professor by virtue of his martial arts knowledge. Trevor worked boltons doors for years, many tried many failed. He trained the GM Police TAG unit in hand to hand combat.

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:14 pm

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:16 pm

communistworkethic wrote:yes Nozza, Trevor Roberts is a 7th Dan in Jui Jitsu, 4th Dan Judo and 3rd dan in the Russian Martial art of Sambo, former worls light heavyweight JuiJitsu Champion- he is a professor by virtue of his martial arts knowledge. Trevor worked boltons doors for years, many tried many failed. He trained the GM Police TAG unit in hand to hand combat.

Is Dan his boyfriend?

Oh, and I do know that a "Dan" is a grade or summink in judo/karate et al

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:28 pm

aye, you joke fom behind your keyboard sunshine. hard man so you are.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:29 pm

Nozza wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Nozza wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Nozza wrote:None. Karate is for puffs.
just as well very few feature karate then.
It's all Karate, or Karate with a different name.
Showing your ignorance there Nozza. Try telling that to the Kenpo, Thai boxers, Akeido, Judo and Ju-Jitsu lads. Thos apart there are many different disciplines of them all, including Karate.
Lets see how all that fancy standing and posing helps them in a proper fight - ootside a pub.

An expert on martial arts you are not, Nozza. A clueless tosser you most certainly are. Yes, I'll tell my brother who's a fifth dan instructor, that has represented his (and your) country at his chosen sport, and that has worked as Head Doorman on many of Rank Leisure's dodgiest outposts, that some kid up Sunderland way, who surfs around on internet message boards that are of no concern to him, trying to strike up cyber friendships, thinks that he's a puff that couldn't win a proper bout of fisticuffs..

Anyway, back to the thread. I've never enjoyed any martial arts films other than for their corny-ness. My favourite line (and one that I still quote when someone's trying to pass me off with an untruth) comes from a film in which this guy has a robotic hand. "Buuuuull-shit, Mr Hand-Man. You just popped right up from a comic book."

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:32 pm

That would be Mr Willams in Enter the Dragon?

oh and it's "Han, man" - he's called Han

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