Virtual Date.
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So much for the 'sicko' comment eh?Batman wrote:Same here CH.
Managed to get everywhere except where I wanna go.
She has a cheeky look when you go to the petrol station and buy porno.
Been successful twice now. Once in the car and once in the bedroom.
Slapper!!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Only cos all the girls love an Army boy.Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:So much for the 'sicko' comment eh?Batman wrote:Same here CH.
Managed to get everywhere except where I wanna go.
She has a cheeky look when you go to the petrol station and buy porno.
Been successful twice now. Once in the car and once in the bedroom.
Slapper!!
Meanwhile Software Engineering is the least sexy job in the world. I knew I shouldn't have turned that job in the Marines down.
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Aye, she's been pretty faithful to me so far though eh?CrazyHorse wrote:Only cos all the girls love an Army boy.Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:So much for the 'sicko' comment eh?Batman wrote:Same here CH.
Managed to get everywhere except where I wanna go.
She has a cheeky look when you go to the petrol station and buy porno.
Been successful twice now. Once in the car and once in the bedroom.
Slapper!!
Meanwhile Software Engineering is the least sexy job in the world. I knew I shouldn't have turned that job in the Marines down.
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Seriously, on one date I bought her dinner, went to a club and belted a bloke who tried it on with her. Then we went to the art gallery and she grilled me on my art knowledge before heading to a strip club where she got up on stage and did a dance for $500. Then we went shopping and then down to the lake.
Here we went for a romantic walk then out on a boat trip. I go in and try a few of my moves and it suddenly gets too dark to see and she's all scared. I'm a grand out of pocket and frustrated.
Game over.
Again.
Here we went for a romantic walk then out on a boat trip. I go in and try a few of my moves and it suddenly gets too dark to see and she's all scared. I'm a grand out of pocket and frustrated.
Game over.
Again.
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Not Work Safe??Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: Defo
It bloody well is. I've just been blown out more times than a windsock!
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Everytime I get somewhere interesting and use my great personal charm I get this message:
SOTWA must be using up all the bandwidth!Service Temporarily Unavailable
The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.
Apache/1.3.33 Server at virtualunderworld.net Port 80
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Just hit the 'refresh' button Monty, and all will be well.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Everytime I get somewhere interesting and use my great personal charm I get this message:
SOTWA must be using up all the bandwidth!Service Temporarily Unavailable
The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.
Apache/1.3.33 Server at virtualunderworld.net Port 80
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
I had the same problem as Monty, and when I clicked refresh she'd changed back out of her swimming costume into her other clothes, unbelievable.
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This wasn't the case, I got her to get changed about an hour of virtual time before that, in a different room before we went in the hot tub etc
Wonder if one were to walk into someone's front room and start talking it'd work in real life? Or maybe she'd call the police? Or is that just me?
Wonder if one were to walk into someone's front room and start talking it'd work in real life? Or maybe she'd call the police? Or is that just me?
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It would depend on you're skill at poetry.Athers wrote:This wasn't the case, I got her to get changed about an hour of virtual time before that, in a different room before we went in the hot tub etc
Wonder if one were to walk into someone's front room and start talking it'd work in real life? Or maybe she'd call the police? Or is that just me?
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Refresh doesn't work with me (I'm in firefox and I can only refresh the main page not the window I'm in). It also went a little peculiar. I tried waiting in the hall when she changed and the dialog continued about the car and who should drive etc but the picture stayed the same - staying in the hall did nothing so I clicked follow her into the bedroom. Well, she was stark naked but I couldn't find any options so there she stands looking at me. Maybe I should try internet explorer. Maybe I should just look at her.
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Trust me, that's as good as it gets with this chick.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Refresh doesn't work with me (I'm in firefox and I can only refresh the main page not the window I'm in). It also went a little peculiar. I tried waiting in the hall when she changed and the dialog continued about the car and who should drive etc but the picture stayed the same - staying in the hall did nothing so I clicked follow her into the bedroom. Well, she was stark naked but I couldn't find any options so there she stands looking at me. Maybe I should try internet explorer. Maybe I should just look at her.
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The blurb says it doesn't work properly in Firefox.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Refresh doesn't work with me (I'm in firefox and I can only refresh the main page not the window I'm in). It also went a little peculiar. I tried waiting in the hall when she changed and the dialog continued about the car and who should drive etc but the picture stayed the same - staying in the hall did nothing so I clicked follow her into the bedroom. Well, she was stark naked but I couldn't find any options so there she stands looking at me. Maybe I should try internet explorer. Maybe I should just look at her.
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if you press ctrl and click at the same time then it works. Though it does open a new tab each timewarthog wrote:The blurb says it doesn't work properly in Firefox.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Refresh doesn't work with me (I'm in firefox and I can only refresh the main page not the window I'm in). It also went a little peculiar. I tried waiting in the hall when she changed and the dialog continued about the car and who should drive etc but the picture stayed the same - staying in the hall did nothing so I clicked follow her into the bedroom. Well, she was stark naked but I couldn't find any options so there she stands looking at me. Maybe I should try internet explorer. Maybe I should just look at her.
Back to the game - been 'successful' in the hot tub, bed, sofa and jeep. Ban this filth.
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Fourplay? There were two other girls? I'm just not playing properly.Spaced wrote:easy peasy...first time managed it in the car....the second time in the bed and then when she woke up in the morning...2 for 1
edit: forgot the fourplay n quickie in the hot tub....
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