TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:32 am

Sorry for the delay.

Ahead of tomorrow's trip to the toxic dumping ground.

Fill your protective boots.

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Post by enfieldwhite » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:34 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorry for the delay.

Ahead of tomorrow's trip to the toxic dumping ground.

Fill your protective boots.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:35 am

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:50 pm

The forensic team had finished looking at Karen Matthew's underwear.
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:57 pm

Bianca, Tiffany, Sharron and Chardonnay get ready for a night out in the boro

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:59 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:The forensic team had finished looking at Karen Matthew's underwear.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:15 pm

doctor who's new monster the dayglophors weren't up to much

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:29 pm

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Forensic scientists were called in today, as Sammy Lee's 'list of twenty', was discovered in a desk draw.

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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:46 pm

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US Customs are alerted when a package containing a replica Liverpool shirt is found to be addressed to a Mr T. Hicks

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:52 pm

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:33 am

WINNER

Some gooduns in there but Mr G's made me laugh the most (and the horse too it would appear).
Harry Genshaw wrote:The forensic team had finished looking at Karen Matthew's underwear.
Over to you, Sir.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:31 pm

Cheers Brucie.

Okay fill yer boots

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:39 pm

stick these down your throat, will all feel better

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Post by boltonboris » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:42 pm

I'll swap you mate, This one here for a Jag

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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:46 pm

Prescott first realised he had a problem when ordering a no. 10.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:46 pm

After failing miserably to impress anyone in England, Prescot tries Japan by pretending he's Johnny Vegas.

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Post by jordAn.WS22 » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:55 pm

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Post by Verbal » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:08 pm

Prescott first realised he had an eating disorder after ordering one chinese too many...
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:18 am

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:26 am

Porn DVD's you say? Come to Johnny!

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