TW Caption Competition Part 2

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue May 27, 2008 4:42 pm

She hadn't actually believed it when her friends said her new date was a pheasant plucker.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Tue May 27, 2008 4:53 pm

Keegan shocked at Poultry wages

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Tue May 27, 2008 5:01 pm

Not for the first time, Daphne was shocked by the standard of Sainsbury's home delivery service.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:58 pm

That's so fowl it's hanging.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:14 pm

Donald Duck, did his muck upon the kitchen floor
Mrs Duck mopped it up
Then strung the dirty motherfxcker up in the living room to to show everyone else that no fxcker shits on her tiles!!

qwertywarrior · Post by **qwertywarrior** » Tue May 27, 2008 8:01 pm

http://epguides.lougrant.net/lg058d.jpg

no matter what you say it wont all fit

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:13 pm

Vera thought George had something else in mind when he said he was off to "choke the chicken"

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Wed May 28, 2008 3:33 am

communistworkethic wrote:

Vera thought George had something else in mind when he said he was off to "choke the chicken"

Stig Tofting's pulling technique didn't seem to attract the ladies as much as it did himself.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed May 28, 2008 10:49 pm

Ir was a toughie, but the winner is SOTWA and his dangling cock.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu May 29, 2008 8:45 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Ir was a toughie, but the winner is SOTWA and his dangling cock.

Nice to see someone appreciate's my dangling cock!

Cheers LGM, I honestly can't remember the last time I won one of these!

Off you go then:

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu May 29, 2008 9:08 pm

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So, it's my sisters school beret. Does it look any dafter then your mother's tights wrapped round your head?

marshall_42 · Post by **marshall_42** » Thu May 29, 2008 10:03 pm

communistworkethic wrote:

Vera thought George had something else in mind when he said he was off to "choke the chicken"

that was my idea

marshall_42 · Post by **marshall_42** » Thu May 29, 2008 10:05 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:

So, it's my sisters school beret. Does it look any dafter then your mother's tights wrapped round your head?[/quote]

The budget of Platoon the prequel didnt stretch to a headbnad for Willem Defoe.

White Army · Post by **White Army** » Thu May 29, 2008 10:24 pm

P'Tang Yang Kipperbang HUH!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:26 pm

White Army wrote:P'Tang Yang Kipperbang HUH!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri May 30, 2008 8:33 pm

Look, just show us your cock!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri May 30, 2008 8:54 pm

So, lets get this straight: My life-or-death mission is to nick my sister's diary so you can gather "information" on the enemy?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Fri May 30, 2008 9:43 pm

Bit o' Blue Steel, comin atcha!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:02 am

Rambo: First Pube

or
"and don't forget a steady supply of nappy bags"

or

Trautman: It's good to hear your voice Johnny, it's been a long time. Look John, you've done some damage here, they don't want anymore trouble. That's why I've come. I want to come in there and fly you the hell out. Just you and me. We'll work this thing out together. Is that fair enough?
Rambo: Where did you come from Sir?
Trautman: Bragg.
Rambo: I've got £10million in the bank, a ferrari and I'm shagging Miss World.

Porrohman · Post by **Porrohman** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:09 pm

Coming soon to a cinema near you.
Frank Spencer The Early Years.

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