TW Caption Competition Part 2

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:25 am

Well folks I think we can expect tough hard fought game tonight as both Muamba and Powell are already sizing each other up as to who has the biggest balls.

screech powers · Post by **screech powers** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:08 am

[quote="seanworth"]

Muamba's obsession with the Sissor sisters reaches disturbing heights

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:55 am

Worthy4England wrote:

In all too familar situation, England found themselves struggling in the Euro 08 Leapfrog qualifiers

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:10 pm

Fabrice was mortified to discover his right foot had transformed into a size 5.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:38 pm

Rumours that fabrice had a massive cock were proven, in fact it was a foot

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:26 pm

Lots of stuff that made me laugh.

But Gertie's was good enough for me...

WINNER

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:11 am

Hey Worthy, you are my favourite person starting with a W

Just one of my favourite thing:

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:42 am

Gertie wrote:Hey Worthy, you are my favourite person starting with a W

Just one of my favourite thing:

Jaaskelainen's offer to be crucified indicated he hadn't fully understood the criticism of his handling of crosses.

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:52 am

http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.

Proud of his off season accuracy training regime, Jaaskelainen indicates exactly how far wide of the pitch his soon to be taken goal kick will be.

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:59 am

Gertie wrote:Hey Worthy, you are my favourite person starting with a W

Just one of my favourite thing:

Jussi demonstrates just how wide Jardel actually is.

screech powers · Post by **screech powers** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:18 am

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Jussi tries to get the Singing stand started by braking into 'Y.M.C.A' during a rare attack

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:29 pm

"What do you mean? I haven't rolled my sleeves up. This used to be Stelios' training top!"

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:05 pm

Gertie wrote:Hey Worthy, you are my favourite person starting with a W

Just one of my favourite thing:

I share a shower with Ali and it's......... I shit you not

spraggy · Post by **spraggy** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:41 pm

Come on Gerrard, try and score, I bet you can't, come on....

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:41 pm

"Oh come on Gertie, my backs killing me. Can't I go one game standing up straight"

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:44 pm

Yep, I'm on this much more than Ali!

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:48 pm

Jussi looks nailed on a first choice keeper.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:52 pm

"Maaamee, how I love ya!! how I love ya!! My dear auld Mammy*"

*You can substitute 'Gertie' for 'Mammy' if it helps.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:57 pm

Why did I let my mother insist on sewing elastic on my gloves, even though I'm past thirty?

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:35 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Honestly my length of contract and salary is this big!!
So stick that in yer pipe and smoke it North Stand heckler!! whoose laughing now?

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