why weddings are shite......

[Bruce Rioja]

I would probably go for the Carcass classic, "Cadaveric Incubator of Endoparasites".
You need something to get the grandparents dancing, and I think that would be it.

I think Cannibal Corpse's "Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's C*nt" would be more appropriate.

Or perhaps Bloodduster's 1993 paean: Fisting The Dead.

[communistworkethic]

I would probably go for the Carcass classic, "Cadaveric Incubator of Endoparasites".
You need something to get the grandparents dancing, and I think that would be it.

I think Cannibal Corpse's "Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's C*nt" would be more appropriate.

Or perhaps Bloodduster's 1993 paean: Fisting The Dead.

you guys are simply shocking, I'd go for something much more tender... Tenacious D's "feck her gently"

[Raven]

Coldplay...good grief - boring whiny cnuts

[wovlad]

Coldplay...good grief - boring whiny cnuts

True but you could play "Fix you". Best video of all time ever as it was filmed at the Reebok.

You can get really sad & replace "Lights will guide you " with "The whites will guide you"

[Batman]

Coldplay are f ucking awful.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

What he said. Only more.

[Verbal]

/never really thought about it. Maybe Milk by Kings of Leon?

[Verbal]

I quite fancy Golddigga by Kanye West

Although the initials of Northern Ireland might seem to fit, I doubt Kanye meant the word **gger in that context.

[Batman]

'End of the world as we know it'

NUFF SAID

[hisroyalgingerness]

Was at a wedding last night having this very discussion, bizarrely. I hadn't read the thread

Guilt - Long Blondes (it's about cheating)
Giddy Stratosphere (same band, it's about a woman not being able to satisfy you sexually )
Everything Changes - Keane
Don't look back in anger, as obvious as it gets
Happiness is Ltd - hot hot heat
apocalypse please - muse

[communistworkethic]

D.I.V.O.R.C.E. by Tammy Wynette