TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by marshall_42 » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:03 pm

thebish wrote:Image

It's just not cricket
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:45 pm

Kevin Davies' neighbours hated the football season.
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kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:49 pm

Germany's penalty taking would improve dramatically after the incident with the Fuhrer's tomato soup.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:21 pm

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Living next door to Jussi can have its downside too.
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Post by marshall_42 » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:58 pm

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Soup for dinner again....what a load of balls.
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Post by H. Pedersen » Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:34 am

Beckham's Euro 2004 penalty finally comes back to Earth.
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Post by BwfcDan » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:48 pm

Smartprice soup...Now with more meatballs
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:09 pm

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Kevin wished he didn't have a cold when he told the genie his third wish would be to see the souperball.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:11 pm

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"Bollocks!"
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:23 pm

Karl-Heinz-Rumminegge Tomato Soup
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Post by Verbal » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:08 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Karl-Heinz-Rumminegge Tomato Soup
Looks more like Kevin Campbells tomato soup to me.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:19 pm

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"Betty love, I know you've had a bad stomach, and your starting to become forgetful, but why is your bedpan in the middle of the table and the casserole under our bed? I mean......."


CRASH!!





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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:47 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

"Betty love, I know you've had a bad stomach, and your starting to become forgetful, but why is your bedpan in the middle of the table and the casserole under our bed? I mean......."
CRASH!!

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Well, if it's down to me to decide, I think this one tickled my fancy most of all.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:26 am

Oop, just seen this. Sorry.


I'll get something up soon.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:19 pm

Off you go.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:24 pm

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£151,000 a week... Read it and weep, loser!
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:00 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: Image
Don't worry mate, we've still got Anelka left to take one..
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Post by thebish » Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:00 pm

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John Terry Hair Gel... made in Britain, bottled in Russia..

(ok :wink: not strictly original - but seemed appropriate!)
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Post by BwfcDan » Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:08 pm

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Wow head and shoulders really does work!!
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:55 pm

Samsung Blue, weeping like a willow
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