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Post by BoltonBilly » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:25 pm

Gosh that's an early start for a piss pot who's going to Fulham with 72 cans of imported Stella. I'll be giving it my best shot though so still count me in please.

Will it take me about an hour 15 from Bolton at a steady ecofriendly 55 mph?
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Post by blurred » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:39 am

jimbo wrote:Me and Blurred coming from Liverpool way.
Think we'll have to revise our departure time in light of this new information, Jimbo. Shall we say nineish rather than nine thirtyish? We'll just have to rely on you being suitably lead-footed down the A roads of the Wirral to make sure we get there on time :D
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:44 am

can I just point out the following to everyone.....

Dress code
Course Rules

Golf shoes are to be worn on the course
Golfing clothes must be worn on the course
Jeans and tracksuits, combat trousers, or football clothes may not be worn.
No trainers of any type
No bold commercial advertising
No t shirts without a collar

In the club house
Golf wear may be worn throughout the club house
No caps to be worn
All members must remove outdoor clothing including waterproofs
Golf Shoes are permitted in the spikes bar.

Handicaps
All visitors are expected to have a current handicap
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Post by BoltonBilly » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:26 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:I'm in.

The new time will probably help Billy with his mischief. Have we let him know, PB?
Oh yes it does thanks :mrgreen:

If I'm still able :roll:
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Post by fatshaft » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:10 am

Time is fine by me, see you all there.
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Post by ratbert » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:35 am

communistworkethic wrote:can I just point out the following to everyone.....

Dress code
Course Rules

Golf shoes are to be worn on the course
Golfing clothes must be worn on the course
Jeans and tracksuits, combat trousers, or football clothes may not be worn.
No trainers of any type
No bold commercial advertising
No t shirts without a collar

In the club house
Golf wear may be worn throughout the club house
No caps to be worn
All members must remove outdoor clothing including waterproofs
Golf Shoes are permitted in the spikes bar.

Handicaps
All visitors are expected to have a current handicap

There goes my sponsorship from XL airways.

Hang on a minute...
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Post by jimbo » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:42 am

blurred wrote:
jimbo wrote:Me and Blurred coming from Liverpool way.
Think we'll have to revise our departure time in light of this new information, Jimbo. Shall we say nineish rather than nine thirtyish? We'll just have to rely on you being suitably lead-footed down the A roads of the Wirral to make sure we get there on time :D
Yep 9 is fine. Will just have to take it slightly easier in the Raz tomorrow evening! And Ben has gone for good btw. Left last week.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:20 pm

What's the name of the course again?
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Post by ratbert » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:24 pm

The Old Course, St Andrew's, Scotland 8)
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Post by fatshaft » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:18 pm

Batman wrote:the question wasn't directed at you, so piss off
how rude
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Post by fatshaft » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:19 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:What's the name of the course again?
http://www.northoppark.co.uk/
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:25 pm

Cheers Bud.
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:35 pm

Obviously I would encourage people to get there in good time, but I'll probably go out last in the 10.20 tee-time in case there are any stragglers.

I'll draw out the groups and pairs (if the numbers work) on the day.

Commie, do you want to do the honours with your handicapping system?

Right, I'm off to go and play 9 holes. I smashed my thumb in with a hammer this week (idiot) so here's hoping I can still play.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:42 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Obviously I would encourage people to get there in good time, but I'll probably go out last in the 10.20 tee-time in case there are any stragglers.

I'll draw out the groups and pairs (if the numbers work) on the day.

Commie, do you want to do the honours with your handicapping system?

Right, I'm off to go and play 9 holes. I smashed my thumb in with a hammer this week (idiot) so here's hoping I can still play.
Right, so Commie's pulled a calf-muscle and Mummy smashed his thumb with a hammer. My money's on one of them to win. :wink:
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:50 pm

That still cracks me up - I'd love to have been there to see Commie swinging it out of his boots to generate that extra little bit of heat... :lol:

I think my thumb's ok now, no excuses... hurt like feck at the time though! Thankfully today was my last as a builder for a while, or probably ever.
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Post by jimbo » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:45 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:That still cracks me up - I'd love to have been there to see Commie swinging it out of his boots to generate that extra little bit of heat... :lol:

I think my thumb's ok now, no excuses... hurt like feck at the time though! Thankfully today was my last as a builder for a while, or probably ever.
Man up lad! My back's giving me a bit o jib at the moment though........................

What's the scoring system? We playing strokeplay or stableford?
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:03 pm

Stableford.

(Not that it suits me!)
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:00 pm

beware the injured golfer................
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:02 pm

reet then...... jimbo, you are the unknown quantity, what's your handicap?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:08 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Stableford.

(Not that it suits me!)
Well it's not all about you is it, titchy Taff? :wink:

Anyhooo, you've got local knowledge, so bagsy in your group. :D
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