TW Caption Competition Part 2

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:19 pm

You have 4 new messages - to listen to your messages, press 1.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:34 pm

Deal Or No Deal: The Audition Tapes

youngmc · Post by **youngmc** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:48 pm

'Campo me old mucker', 'you will never guess who has just been on the phone' ' it was phil i have a fax in my pocket wondering if you want to come back as player manager'' i know i pissed my self to'.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:50 pm

"Faulty Towers, oh, er sorry, sorry, Reebok Stadium here!

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:53 pm

The stress of his telesales job forced Grobelaar to lose his hair

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:50 pm

"Dont mention the whore"
"Thats my grandaughter you're talking about"

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:25 pm

I've split the Brand/Ross stuff onto its own thread.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:31 pm

i'll re-enter my entry:

wussull who?

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:02 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:Not an entry, but the truth behind this picture:
The story of the first happy customer of RNL Bio's new pet dog cloning service is almost too outlandish to mock. When we first encountered her last week, Bernann McKinney appeared overjoyed that the spirit of her deceased yet beloved pit bull, Booger, had been recaptured in the five clones. Then we learned that the former beauty pageant queen was on the lam from the British authorities. In the 1970s, she became obsessed with a young man while in college in Utah. She later said, "I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to."

McKinney, then known as Joyce McKinney, followed him to the UK, where he was serving as a door-to-door Mormon missionary. In 1977, she and a friend kidnapped him and held him at a remote cottage as her sex slave for days. Although she was arrested, McKinney fled to Canada disguised as a mime, and then went into hiding in the US disguised as a nun. Years later, the missionary saw McKinney watching him, and police subsequently found handcuffs and a rope in her car.

To top it off, she obtained Booger, the dead cloned dog, by breaking into an animal shelter, where he was scheduled to be euthanized after he had attacked some joggers.

Simply put, you can't make this stuff up.
That's THE Joyce McKinney!
Allegedly, though I'd say she had gone downhill a bit since the case of manacled mormon...
Well, thirty years on, you'd expect a difference.

As an 11 year old boy at the time, and in the first awakenings of carnal desire, I remember wandering what the mormon was complaining about.

From the horses mouth, so to speak.

http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A1f4cfvz5w ... be_blurts/

Fantastic.

In a Bolton matchday Programme in the late '70's Roy Greaves did a "profile" series of questions & answers. To the question "who would you most like to meet" he answered "Joyce McKinney". Loved the answer then, still do now.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:30 am

Sachs-o-phone

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:56 pm

Little Green Man wrote:

Sachs-o-phone

WINNER, GREENIE!

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:44 pm

Muchas gracias, Senor Rioja! Continuing a theme...

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:00 pm

The continued irony of West Ham's shirt sponsor wasn't lost on jobless Brand

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:45 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Muchas gracias, Senor Rioja! Continuing a theme...

i told you west ham fans were c*nts

youngmc · Post by **youngmc** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:18 am

Little Green Man wrote:Muchas gracias, Senor Rioja! Continuing a theme...

Is that a picture of that fella from Faulty towers being bumbed by brand on the back of this form!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:50 pm

[/URL
Manuel-gate.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:11 pm

red letter days just weren't as good as they used to be

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:59 pm

From an avalanche of entries, it's a red letter day for the winner, CWE.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:56 pm

see you, ta vey much

reet then let's keep it tropical.....

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:07 pm

communistworkethic wrote:

"Are these fries, McCains?"

"No, he's had his chips"

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