TW Caption Competition Part 2

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:20 pm

History made as transvestite (over Obama's left shoulder) look inconspicuous at party.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:25 pm

Obama sought to refute rumors that he was a Muslim by washing down a plate of pork rinds with a double shot of Jack Daniels.

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:49 pm

"What was it Bill said, about these interns? Thats right, get em pissed then pop a cigar up their front bottom".

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:50 pm

A yard of ale is not quite as long in 'Murica - fecking lightweights....

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:39 pm

Is a waiter out of shot saying

"Excuse me sir, colored customers have to sit over at the counter"

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:06 pm

"Giz a job Barack, gerron, giz one!"

"Fxck off Palin, come back when you've got your make-up on, you ugly bitch!"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:46 pm

"feck me, it's only Lewis Hamilton"!

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:25 am

Ale To The Chief

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:28 am

...but unlike Palin, its not bitter.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:55 am

Obama needed a stiff drink after getting a congratulatory answering-machine message from Ross and Brand.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:27 am

The new president hated lunching with Bette Middler

mofgimmers · Post by **mofgimmers** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:42 pm

The 'superglue on the glasses' trick is an old one, but a classic

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:13 pm

in a lewis hamilton stylee, brucie was winning until the last bend, when LGM nipped in to snatch the title...

Little Green Man wrote:

Ale To The Chief

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:47 am

Blimey, two wins in a week, in a Ginger Mourinho stylee.

I'll post something up tonight, if not sooner.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:49 am

mofgimmers wrote:

Proving that men can multi-task Marak drank with his right hand while tossing himself with his left.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:50 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
mofgimmers wrote:
Proving that men can multi-task Marak drank with his right hand while tossing himself with his left.

too late and who's 'marak'?

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:40 pm

Here we go again...

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:43 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Here we go again...

gartside denied that bolton's transfer policy was shortsighted

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:49 pm

I know it's an optician's but perscription window panes?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:11 pm

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