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The comments on this local news story

Post by Verbal » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:54 am

are possibly the funniest things on the internet.

http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/10391 ... s_pigeons/
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Post by markakamark » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:01 pm

'Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few'

hah!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:06 pm

I've been in conflicts where I spent most of the time shooting dogs for the very same reason.



I'm going to fry on here for that one!
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:11 pm

What a shower of planks!!!!
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Post by ChrisC » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:29 pm

"They are also very aggressive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes"

sorry but this amused me hahahaha
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:10 pm

ChrisC wrote:"They are also very aggressive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes"
:lol:

I'd tape bread to the back of the 4ucker's coat!
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:22 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
ChrisC wrote:"They are also very aggressive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes"
:lol:
I'd tape bread to the back of the 4ucker's coat!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:15 pm

They once held a "birds of prey" demo on the Bolton Town Hall Square with Kestrels: Falcons, Barn Owls and a massive big fxxk-off Buzzard with a four-feet wing span. There wasn't a pigeon in sight for a week. :wink:
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Post by BoltonMad2oo8 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:12 pm

The best one has to be "my elder sister was held captive by pigeons in Malta, she still has nightmares"
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