TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:35 am

Verbal wrote: Once again, the small emerald-coloured fellow steals it at the death with some excellent punnage.
Ta! Right, just about over my gloom from Saturday's result, try this for size...

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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:48 pm

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The annoncement of Hobo as Wanderers new fitness coach was met with a lukewarm reception by the players.
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:58 pm

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The auditions for "Britain's Next Kevin Davies" were arduous, but justified.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:19 pm

Gary Megson tells the Whites it's an audition for "the Wire".
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:32 pm

Bloke at the front in the grey hat says:
This really would be easier if I had legs

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:37 pm

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It was getting harder and harder to leave five minutes before the end of the game at the Bok.
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Post by William the White » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:00 pm

The SAS arse-kissing training was getting tougher every year

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:18 pm

Winner has to be Mr KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab. Now there's a reality show I would watch.

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:25 pm

Ta very much.

Get your captioning stuff round this:

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Post by Jakerbeef » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:07 pm

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Roll up! Roll up! One water balloon each, hit Megson on the arse and win a tenner...

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:15 pm

At least we got those Spanish guys in from the agency to help

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:28 pm

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Just for a change, we'll be you and you can be us!
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Post by Verbal » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:42 pm

The police officer was distraught when he realised the new red and white chequered belt he got for his birthday matched someone elses in the crowd.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:48 pm

All of them raise a chuckle, but this one:

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Just for a change, we'll be you and you can be us!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:32 pm

Why, thank you kindly KB. A topical theme then:

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:43 pm

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BROWN: Er, tell me, is it true what they say about you lot? This big?
OBAMA: Ha Ha! And they told me Bush was gonna be the most ignorant prick I'd meet in the next eight years!

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Gordon knew that Jacqui Smith's husband's story about what he saw on telly last night would come in handy.

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OBAMA: No, that's not what G20 is. That's more like 34D.

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Post by jimbo » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:16 pm

The 'Big fish, Little fish, Cardboard box' routine went down well with Mr Obama.

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