TW Caption Competition Part 2

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:34 pm

Thank-you very much, Sir.

Here we go:

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Sat May 02, 2009 9:12 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:

This year, the Bukkake Championship conestants could take no chances.
Tremendous. (those that need to find out what "Bukkake" is should do so at home, by the way)

I agree. Make sure the wife and kids are around to share your new found knowledge too.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat May 02, 2009 11:12 pm

Ritual Killings? So 1970's dear.

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William the White · Post by **William the White** » Sun May 03, 2009 12:12 am

TANGODANCER wrote:Ritual Killings? So 1970's dear.

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Tango wonders if Tracy Emin's latest is really art...

Jakerbeef · Post by **Jakerbeef** » Sun May 03, 2009 2:41 am

The villagers of Summerisle would have to do better than that to get a decent harvest.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sun May 03, 2009 4:12 pm

Yuppie Flu blamed for tanning salon tragedy.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:50 pm

Jakerbeef wrote:

The villagers of Summerisle would have to do better than that to get a decent harvest.

WINNER

Come, Jakerbeef. It's time for you to keep your appointment with the Caption Competition.

Jakerbeef · Post by **Jakerbeef** » Wed May 06, 2009 1:57 am

Alright, get yer wits round this one.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Wed May 06, 2009 8:35 am

The moment both father and son dread - the realisation that the boy has chronic diorrhea.

senorjoeyo · Post by **senorjoeyo** » Wed May 06, 2009 8:38 am

Little jimmy realises his parents are both pretentious idiots that wear sunglasses when its not sunny.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:38 am

Daddy, is mummy going to keep her clothes on?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:40 am

Slowly the realisation hit him - he f*cked her.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:49 am

Well just close your eyes and pretend it's f*cking Florida then.

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:55 am

Jakerbeef wrote:Alright, get yer wits round this one.

As punishment for skipping school, Johnny was made to watch Fabrice Muamba hone his shooting skills during a training session.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed May 06, 2009 6:10 pm

Parisians do all they can to avoid getting a glimpse of Prufrock in his pink gown.

Jakerbeef · Post by **Jakerbeef** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:01 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

Well just close your eyes and pretend it's f*cking Florida then.

WINNER!

Toss up between this and BWFC_Insane. Brucie edges it.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri May 08, 2009 1:37 pm

Cheers Jakerbeef.

Try this one.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:34 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

After attending young girls birthday parties and appointing models as candidates in the euro-elections, Silvio likes to keep up with current events.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:42 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Cheers Jakerbeef.

Try this one.

The Matthews Cup Final did not make the front pages of 'Unità but cheered the Bolton-hating Berlusconi.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:48 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Cheers Jakerbeef.

Try this one.

Pah. English MPs fiddling expenses. Amateurs.

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