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Well, it took me a couple of seconds to get this one and I must point out that minus 173 Celsius is not zero Kelvin - that would be -273.15.Prufrock wrote:This one's for you Puskas.
A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees Celsius.
My wife says it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0K.
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I like that. Well done.Prufrock wrote:This one's for you Puskas.
A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees Celsius.
My wife says it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0K.
Two cats sliding down the roof - which one falls off first?
The one with the smallest mew...
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kanye west disease ?General Mannerheim wrote:what do you get if you shag too many gay fish?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/224099/
I read that today on Sickipedia, made me smile, though it was fish of any sort. However, I preferred:General Mannerheim wrote:what do you get if you shag too many gay fish?
MermAids...
Where do AIDS infected bees live? a HIV.
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That it's going to lose its mind
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See, it worries me how I actually thought of someone I've never met, but I did think of you when I read it. Unlike Monty I like to give some atristic leeway when it comes to jokes (and I never said -173 Celsius-that'd be ridiculous- ).Puskas wrote:I like that. Well done.Prufrock wrote:This one's for you Puskas.
A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees Celsius.
My wife says it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0K.
Two cats sliding down the roof - which one falls off first?
The one with the smallest mew...
As for your joke, I'm not quite scientific enough, I guess 'mew' is a play on the greek letter for 'm' but i donnae know what that stands for mathematically, I'm afraid.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coefficien ... f_frictionPrufrock wrote:See, it worries me how I actually thought of someone I've never met, but I did think of you when I read it. Unlike Monty I like to give some atristic leeway when it comes to jokes (and I never said -173 Celsius-that'd be ridiculous- ).Puskas wrote:I like that. Well done.Prufrock wrote:This one's for you Puskas.
A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees Celsius.
My wife says it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0K.
Two cats sliding down the roof - which one falls off first?
The one with the smallest mew...
As for your joke, I'm not quite scientific enough, I guess 'mew' is a play on the greek letter for 'm' but i donnae know what that stands for mathematically, I'm afraid.
Prufrock wrote: Like money hasn't always talked. You might not like it, or disagree, but it's the truth. It's a basic incentive, people always have, and always will want what's best for themselves and their families
One of the few jokes that having been explained made me smile. I think Puskas has had that in his mental soap juggling left footed locked for a while.mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coefficien ... f_frictionPrufrock wrote:See, it worries me how I actually thought of someone I've never met, but I did think of you when I read it. Unlike Monty I like to give some atristic leeway when it comes to jokes (and I never said -173 Celsius-that'd be ridiculous- ).Puskas wrote:I like that. Well done.Prufrock wrote:This one's for you Puskas.
A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees Celsius.
My wife says it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0K.
Two cats sliding down the roof - which one falls off first?
The one with the smallest mew...
As for your joke, I'm not quite scientific enough, I guess 'mew' is a play on the greek letter for 'm' but i donnae know what that stands for mathematically, I'm afraid.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 24,00.html
check out the headline…
when moneys not enough eh!? He’ll do anything to get the players he wants!
he even looks like he just swallowed in the picture!!!
check out the headline…
when moneys not enough eh!? He’ll do anything to get the players he wants!
he even looks like he just swallowed in the picture!!!
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Apparently odds have been slashed on them finally breaking into the top 4 next season.InsaneApache wrote:Newcastle are a massive club and too good to go down.eddybwfc wrote:Any1 got any newcastle jokes??
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