TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu May 21, 2009 9:44 am

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He knew, in his heart of hearts, after everyone else had dove for cover, he couldn't now deny responsibility for the worst fart in football history. But he could have a quick, proud sniff.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu May 21, 2009 10:21 am

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"Bolton suffering from a lack of options on the bench..."
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu May 21, 2009 1:50 pm

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The Uefa cup had one advantage. It was easier to spot the buggers shouting "Megson out"
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu May 21, 2009 1:56 pm

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Gary Megson laid a bet that we'd score before he'd finished his Rollo. Four packets later......
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri May 22, 2009 9:13 am

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Cup or mug, dear?
Hon mentions to HG's "megson out" caption and Baaaaaaaaabs option 1) answer on all the reserves being on the pitch :-)

But I think LK's short and snappy offering captured the moment. :mrgreen:

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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri May 22, 2009 10:58 am

Fish in a barrel etc...

True to my nemesis' form, I have to decline entry into the next round, as I'm hopeless at uploading photos, and I'm leaving the computer in the next 5 mins, not to return til next week. If any of the runners up want to do a Lisbon on me, feel free.

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri May 22, 2009 1:43 pm

In order to bail out LK...

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Post by senorjoeyo » Fri May 22, 2009 1:47 pm

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He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri May 22, 2009 2:15 pm

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It's OK, Alan. You could give them the "wanker" sign without turning your back on them, they'll still all ask if they could finish you off.
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri May 22, 2009 3:48 pm

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"Fck me, this squad is too big ... " thought the Messiah as he met the players for the first time.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 22, 2009 4:19 pm

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Hey up lads. Watch your crisps, Linnekar's amongst you.
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Post by Verbal » Fri May 22, 2009 4:30 pm

"F*cking hell those fans have shed some weight.", thought Alan.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri May 22, 2009 4:38 pm

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Striker promises to win one for the zipper.
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Post by Jakerbeef » Sat May 23, 2009 10:09 am

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I think you'll find the fog on the Tyne is all Sunderland's now...
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon May 25, 2009 1:22 am

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"Hey, Alan! All we ask is of one last glimpse of a Premisership manager at St James Park!"
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Post by chris » Mon May 25, 2009 9:34 am

You guys waited over 10 hours to get a space at the front? Well, it'll be over 10 years before we're back in the Premiership.
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Post by chris » Mon May 25, 2009 9:49 am

I'm sure well be flying high next season. You can get a plane from Newcastle to Plymouth
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon May 25, 2009 11:49 am

senorjoeyo wrote:Image
He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!

Winner

Over to you Senor....
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon May 25, 2009 9:50 pm

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Why, KK? Oh, YKK!
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Post by senorjoeyo » Wed May 27, 2009 11:22 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:
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Over to you Senor....
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