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Post by General Mannerheim » Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:25 pm

I thought the idea of this thread was to post the more non obvious crushes!?

Meagan Fox... id walk over hot coals of sniff the dick of the last bloke who shagged her sister!!!
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Post by William the White » Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:05 pm

Mariza... voice of angels...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xBcejqy ... re=related

And with a very particular - and stunning - beauty...
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Post by TKIZ! » Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:17 pm

Dawn Porter or Emily Booth
Pfffft.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:41 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Meagan Fox... I'd walk over hot coals of sniff the dick of the last bloke who shagged her sister!!!
... oh, Vivienne. She's OK, but no sense of humour.

Anyway, if you insist I'll be in Barnstormers a week on Saturday ! Any idea where I can get some hot coals ?? :oops:
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Post by Raven » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:52 pm

Holly Willoughby :vomit: Could she be more annoying!

And Fiona Fillips..........you need help!

Still in love with Clare Grogan (30 odd years now) and Lucy Verasamy on Sky weather is the bees kness.

Just what are bees knees?
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Post by americantrotter » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:13 pm

Kate Winslett. Chubby or not.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:13 pm

Raven wrote:Holly Willoughby :vomit: Could she be more annoying!

And Fiona Fillips..........you need help!

Still in love with Clare Grogan (30 odd years now) and Lucy Verasamy on Sky weather is the bees kness.

Just what are bees knees?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:32 pm

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Clare Grogan. She'll be 47 now and I bet she's still fit.

Edit: Aye, she is, yes!
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Post by mofgimmers » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:35 pm

TKIZ! wrote:Dawn Porter or Emily Booth
One of the very few people in the world of celebrity who I can pretty much call a mate.

Weird.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:07 pm

Now I don't watch Big Bro any more, but....

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:22 pm

What's on the board Miss Ford? Also 47 and still gorgeous.

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:26 pm

Ha ha, I'm glad so many more are on board with my Davina thing these days.

I see Megan Fox's name mentioned above.... I have a mate, a 24-year old Floridian, who was 'given' a threesome with Megan Fox, by his then girlfriend, as a 16th birthday present. Aged 16, Fox was a friend of his girlfriend, it seems, and was happy to play along.

There's one to tell your grandkids....
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Post by Athers » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:51 pm

One to tell everyone..
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:38 pm

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Post by Jakerbeef » Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:16 am

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Always had a thing for her. Even if she ended up choosing the wrong team. :(
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:21 am

Weather girl o'clock

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Post by ratbert » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:31 am

Katherine Jenkins

Eve Myles from Torchwood

Sarah Cracknell from St Etienne
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Post by TKIZ! » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:55 am

mofgimmers wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:Dawn Porter or Emily Booth
One of the very few people in the world of celebrity who I can pretty much call a mate.

Weird.
Really? Maybe we can get her to a The Wanderer crinking session before a game then?
Pfffft.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:50 pm

TKIZ! wrote:
mofgimmers wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:Dawn Porter or Emily Booth
One of the very few people in the world of celebrity who I can pretty much call a mate.

Weird.
Really? Maybe we can get her to a The Wanderer crinking session before a game then?
I'm guessing that this is something seriously perverted. I do hope so! 8)
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