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Post by Worthy4England » Tue May 04, 2010 7:00 pm

Given my namesake, I have to throw in

Worthington E's the beer, the satisfaction's here...

and God forbid, Younger's Tartan Bitter...

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Post by thebish » Tue May 04, 2010 7:01 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Given my namesake, I have to throw in

Worthington E's the beer, the satisfaction's here...

and God forbid, Younger's Tartan Bitter...
In just edited my post to ask about that very beer...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 04, 2010 7:14 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Pubstuff I see no more

Oranjeboom
I was at a house party a couple of weeks ago - they had a fridge full of it.

And think on - it's a lager, not a tune! :wink:
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Post by a1 » Tue May 04, 2010 7:26 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Pubstuff I see no more

Oranjeboom
Hooch
XXXX
Grunhalle - thank fcuk
xxxx the lager stuff ?

the brewing license finished (in the uk anyway) , renember reading it int paper .

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Post by InsaneApache » Tue May 04, 2010 7:38 pm

thebish wrote:"Whitbread, Big Head, Trophy Bitter, the pint that thinks its a quart."

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and what happened to Worthington E?

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Which begs the old joke. A bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of bitter. The barman says, "Whitbread?" "Aye", says the bloke, "I'll have two slices, thanks".

Coat got and like Elvis, left the building. :oops:
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue May 04, 2010 8:52 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Pubstuff I see no more

Oranjeboom
Hooch
XXXX
Grunhalle - thank fcuk
Colt 45 !

... & Webster's, from West Yorkshire .... headache in a glass.
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Post by William the White » Tue May 04, 2010 9:13 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:Pubstuff I see no more

Oranjeboom
Hooch
XXXX
Grunhalle - thank fcuk
Colt 45 !

... & Webster's, from West Yorkshire .... headache in a glass.
Feckin Colt 45... what was that? why was it thought drinkworthy in anything other than the direst emergency (exit)?

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Post by Worthy4England » Tue May 04, 2010 9:15 pm

William the White wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:Pubstuff I see no more

Oranjeboom
Hooch
XXXX
Grunhalle - thank fcuk
Colt 45 !

... & Webster's, from West Yorkshire .... headache in a glass.
Feckin Colt 45... what was that? why was it thought drinkworthy in anything other than the direst emergency (exit)?
Every Tom, Dick and Walt,
Who like the taste of malt,
Will love the malt in a Colt 45,

IIRC....

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue May 04, 2010 9:21 pm

If we're making this a pisspots re-union, two I only ever tried once

Sapporo in Brunels (Bank St) and Labatts in the Crown n Flick
Sto ut Serviam

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Post by William the White » Tue May 04, 2010 9:44 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:If we're making this a pisspots re-union, two I only ever tried once

Sapporo in Brunels (Bank St) and Labatts in the Crown n Flick
Brunels? Crown n Flick? I was away from bolton most of 1980s - were they bars of choice in those joyful years?

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue May 04, 2010 10:05 pm

80's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crown n Flicknife..affectionate term for Crown and Cushion, formerly Spencers

Brunels (I'm sure that was it's name) was further down than Maxwells, down some stairs Sapporo was this Japanese 'stuff'

Its interest was that it came in a can, and you peeled all the top off and drank from the can

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Post by InsaneApache » Wed May 05, 2010 1:46 am

God they sold some shite to us in the '70s.

Remember Breaker? Liquid shite in a can.
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Post by Raven » Wed May 05, 2010 12:23 pm

Thieving Ford garages, an engine light came on in my motor and the booklet said its urgent so I phone various Ford garages and was told they would have to do an test on the engine management system to see what was wrong and that costs 80 quid!! WTF happened to garages finding out whats wrong first.......well to cut a long story short I had a look myself, saw the air filter was knackered so changed it and voila, light off now!

Not bad work eh 80 quid to tell you that you need a 10 quid air filter changing, nice work if you can get it.
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu May 06, 2010 4:04 pm

Angry? F*cking apoplectic more like. I go to the polling station to vote only to be turned away. Why? Because my f*cking next door neighbours are squatting in my bit of the electoral roll. I can only think the dozy c*nts registered themselves at my flat, either that or some tosser at the council is to blame.

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu May 06, 2010 4:53 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Angry? F*cking apoplectic more like. I go to the polling station to vote only to be turned away. Why? Because my f*cking next door neighbours are squatting in my bit of the electoral roll. I can only think the dozy c*nts registered themselves at my flat, either that or some tosser at the council is to blame.
So THEY make an error and YOU get barred from voting ?

Is that it ? Finito ?? .... or is there anything that can be done ?

I'd be fckg bouncing. Is it a marginal ? (though this year almost anything is, I suppose).
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu May 06, 2010 5:08 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Angry? F*cking apoplectic more like. I go to the polling station to vote only to be turned away. Why? Because my f*cking next door neighbours are squatting in my bit of the electoral roll. I can only think the dozy c*nts registered themselves at my flat, either that or some tosser at the council is to blame.
So THEY make an error and YOU get barred from voting ?

Is that it ? Finito ?? .... or is there anything that can be done ?

I'd be fckg bouncing. Is it a marginal ? (though this year almost anything is, I suppose).
Yes that's it. I spoke to a woman at the council - there's nothing they can do, other than send a new registration form out for next time (whoop-de-fooking do).

Yes it is a marginal and I would have been voting for the party that was trying to unseat the sitting MP. I've never voted in an election for a winning candidate before so you can imagine I was quite keen to vote.

What makes matters worse is that my b@stard neighbours aren't even here - they appear to be away on holiday and therefore are probably not even voting.

I'm f*cking raging!

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu May 06, 2010 5:19 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Yes that's it. I spoke to a woman at the council - there's nothing they can do, other than send a new registration form out for next time (whoop-de-fooking do).

Yes it is a marginal and I would have been voting for the party that was trying to unseat the sitting MP. I've never voted in an election for a winning candidate before so you can imagine I was quite keen to vote.

What makes matters worse is that my b@stard neighbours aren't even here - they appear to be away on holiday and therefore are probably not even voting.

I'm f*cking raging!
Sorry to do this in stages ... last go ; -
Did you actually get a polling card ?

Do you pay poll tax ... to the address you can prove is yours ? I'd cancel the direct debit & see how they react,

I just find it staggering. Burn the fecking place down ! If one vote, eventually, counts then this could be tasty !

You should be onto a solicitor, quick sticks.

(I'm assuming you're trying to unseat one of Brown's crowd. If you aren't then .... "... oh, hard cheese young man. Still ... these things happen".)
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu May 06, 2010 5:27 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Sorry to do this in stages ... last go ; -
Did you actually get a polling card ?

Do you pay poll tax ... to the address you can prove is yours ? I'd cancel the direct debit & see how they react,

I just find it staggering. Burn the fecking place down ! If one vote, eventually, counts then this could be tasty !

You should be onto a solicitor, quick sticks.

(I'm assuming you're trying to unseat one of Brown's crowd. If you aren't then .... "... oh, hard cheese young man. Still ... these things happen".)
No I didn't get a polling card but I was assuming that was all connected with some of my mail going missing recently or getting stuck through the wrong door.

Yes I pay the council tax, for the flat number that was next to their names - 3F2. Their flat, 3F1, had no one registered to it.

I'm half tempted to stick on a poncy suit, mince my way back to the the polling station and vote as him (you can tell I don't like the bloke) but that would be electoral fraud and so would be wrong. I suppose I could try and cop off with his missus instead.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu May 06, 2010 6:41 pm

Nowt wrong with that. Give her one for me.
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