TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:01 pm

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He'd only been out for 10 minutes and already someone had hit him in the face with dogshit.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:50 pm

" No, I'm not Marlon from Emmerdale, and who the fxxk is Uncle Shadrack?"

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:42 pm

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" ... what ?? .... who ??? ..... Harry Rednapp ??? ... Fck-Off, I've got SOME standards !!"
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Post by Jakerbeef » Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:34 am

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:27 am

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:34 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

He'd only been out for 10 minutes and already someone had hit him in the face with dogshit.
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Over to you Brucie..
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:34 pm

Cheers Harry the lad.

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Post by boltonboris » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:36 pm

beCHEEKtASS

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Post by senorjoeyo » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:39 pm

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Yep its definately broken, there's a crack right down the middle.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:49 pm

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Does my bum look big in this?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:12 pm

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Ref: "Ooooh, Turkish delight.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:26 pm

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"Tails"
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:43 pm

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:43 pm

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"Did you used to play for Bolton? This is your elbow and that is your arse"
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:03 am

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"BoB ?"

"No ... B(illy) B(onds) !!"
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:34 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:Image

"Did you used to play for Bolton? This is your elbow and that is your arse"
Back over to Harry, I'm afraid, chaps.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:36 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:Image

"Did you used to play for Bolton? This is your elbow and that is your arse"
Back over to Harry, I'm afraid, chaps.

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A worthy winner again. Right on the nail. :wink:
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:27 pm

Cheers chaps. Here goes..

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:36 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Cheers chaps. Here goes..

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:44 pm

"Eee, by gum, I could crush a grape! How does that sound chaps?"

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