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Post by boltonboris » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:44 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
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CAPSLOCK wrote:Milan and Internazionale - So Milan is fair enough

Didn't realise it was similar for Madrid
Inter Milan. AC Milan.
See, using the term AC Milan is similar to people saying 'Bolton Wanderers Football Club' when referring to us. I know you don't like that!

It's Internazionale and Milan
Bolton Wanderers FC, surely. :wink:
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Post by Il Pirate » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:56 am

:pissed: at least it's truthful... it should be the prelude to every Bernard Manning joke...


Years ago a group of us were in the Embassy club, and Manning is doing his turn on stage when my mate stood up. "Where the f*kc do you think you are going"? Shouted big Bernard. "I'm going for a p*ss before the comedian comes on" shouted my mate. Manning let fly with some of the funniest vitriol I've ever heard in my life and my mate quickly sat down and buried his head. To his credit though, Manning came over later and bought my mate a pint saying it was one of the best heckles he had heard in a while.....................but never try it again or I'll have you thrown out!..................Fat basT*rd
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Post by ratbert » Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:00 am

boltonboris wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:Milan and Internazionale - So Milan is fair enough

Didn't realise it was similar for Madrid
Inter Milan. AC Milan.
See, using the term AC Milan is similar to people saying 'Bolton Wanderers Football Club' when referring to us. I know you don't like that!

It's Internazionale and Milan
Bolton Wanderers FC, surely. :wink:
Touché
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:20 pm

Giles fcuking Clark, not having a job, Bolton fcuking Council

Today, I'm very angry
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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:45 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Giles fcuking Clark, not having a job, Bolton fcuking Council

Today, I'm very angry

Not really sure what this means CAPS - sorry... does it mean that you have lost your job? If so, sorry to hear it, that's really crap...

if not - then what is it about? (is it summat I can get angry about too? - it doesn't take much!)
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:05 pm

Giles Clark is a spineless, slimy cricket administrator

I am unemployed

Bolton MBC have refused my sons application for a bus pass - he's 11...the criteria is that you must live more than 3 miles from the school - this 3 miles can include footpaths through parks (in my sons case, about 3/4 of a mile through a wooded park)

When it was pointed out I wouldn't be letting my 11 year old through the park in the dark, they responded 'well, of course you wouldn't, we wouldn't expect you to'

So, he either walks 3.2 miles on the roads or gets the bus

Well, erm, yes
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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:18 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Giles Clark is a spineless, slimy cricket administrator

I am unemployed

Bolton MBC have refused my sons application for a bus pass - he's 11...the criteria is that you must live more than 3 miles from the school - this 3 miles can include footpaths through parks (in my sons case, about 3/4 of a mile through a wooded park)

When it was pointed out I wouldn't be letting my 11 year old through the park in the dark, they responded 'well, of course you wouldn't, we wouldn't expect you to'

So, he either walks 3.2 miles on the roads or gets the bus

Well, erm, yes

ahh - bummer! we have to pay a bloody fortune for buses for my middle son - cos the college he goes to is a gnats whisker over the border to the next made-up london administration area, so he doesn't get a pass.... (or at least he can't use it on that bus)

sorry about the continued unemployment.... anything in the pipeline?
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:21 pm

No, not yet

Might mooch down to the job centre to be told I'm not entitled to any benefits in the morning and check out the minimum wage jobs on offer

Or, thinking of getting wifey to give her job up

Maybe we can get him a bus pass then
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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:24 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:No, not yet

Might mooch down to the job centre to be told I'm not entitled to any benefits in the morning and check out the minimum wage jobs on offer

Or, thinking of getting wifey to give her job up

Maybe we can get him a bus pass then

hope summat turns up for you soon....

http://www.bwfc.co.uk/page/JobVacancies ... 83,00.html

(no idea what any of that means!)
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Post by Il Pirate » Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:01 pm

I was realy feckin annoyed 'till I saw caps' post, puts my whinging into perspective. Hope things pick up soon caps.





F**KING E Bay Bastards I sold a bike frame for 102 quid, buyer still not paid and has tried scamming me with e cheques he keeps cancelling. I've asked for my 15 quid fees back as no sale, Feckin e bay have to ask the cnut if its ok to cancell the deal, if he says no I dont get my fees back. Feckin theives.............
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Post by General Mannerheim » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:12 pm

You know summat that really friggin bugs me on this site, and is happening more and more often?
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Post by General Mannerheim » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:13 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:You know summat that really friggin bugs me on this site, and is happening more and more often?
This.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:48 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:You know summat that really friggin bugs me on this site, and is happening more and more often?
This.
What, this?
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Post by Verbal » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:03 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:You know summat that really friggin bugs me on this site, and is happening more and more often?
This.
This.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:12 pm

Verbal wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:You know summat that really friggin bugs me on this site, and is happening more and more often?
This.
This.
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In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:31 pm

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Post by thebish » Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:32 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:+1
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:05 pm

thebish wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:+1
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Post by thebish » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:28 pm

I saw the start of a report on the telly today about the rise in homelessness..

the bloke said..

"Today it was revealed that homelessness has increased to record levels. The real tragedy is that 20% of them are women."

really??? what about the tragedy of a whopping 80% being men? Or is it 5x more of a tragedy for a woman to be homeless than a man?
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Post by Il Pirate » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:19 pm

thebish wrote:I saw the start of a report on the telly today about the rise in homelessness..

the bloke said..

"Today it was revealed that homelessness has increased to record levels. The real tragedy is that 20% of them are women."

really??? what about the tragedy of a whopping 80% being men? Or is it 5x more of a tragedy for a woman to be homeless than a man?
What I would like to know though Bish, is how many have made themselves intentionaly homeless. IE Being evicted for a whole list of misdemeanours from racking up gazzillions in unpaid rents, to arson, drug activity etc? I bet it's a lot.
Just saying like...............
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